“When you can come home, flop into your Lazy Boy, and virtually f*** Uma Thurman, well, that’s going to make crack look like a little coffee addiction.”
Atrios (played by Sidney Blumenthal) uses his T-Mobile mind control device to slowly convert Kevin Drum from a mild-mannered liberal to an outright partisan shill.
“I would like to accept the Nobel Peace prize in the spirit in which it was given…
…Wow, Universal Healthcare…
…Oooo, Monica, a little lower…
…Fetch me another beer, Hillary…” Bill Clinton, still living the fantasy
“New psychic paraphernalia predicts:
(1)The presidential election will be contentious.
(2)God will be on one side and the devil will be on the other.
(3) There will be hanging chads.
(4) The Electoral College will become superfluous.
(5) The United States Supreme Court will determine who will be POTUS.
Oh wait. This is the history machine.”
Frankie say “this cost lot more than t-shirt.”
James Carville at his weekly Anger Management electroshock therapy session.
The Borg assimilate Prozac.
Sweetie! You MUST try this out! Virtually beating the servants is almost as fulfilling as the real thing!
Remember Bobby McFerrin, James? I shudder to think how “Don’t worry, be happy” would get “synergized” in a virtual reality environment.
“Wow — with the new Virtual Frankie Goes to Hollywood(TM), it’s just like I’m in the band!”
“When you can come home, flop into your Lazy Boy, and virtually f*** Uma Thurman, well, that’s going to make crack look like a little coffee addiction.”
Dennis Miller
If I can just adjust this a little more…c’mon, c’mon, THERE I’ve got backstage at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
Roboyuppie.
Atrios (played by Sidney Blumenthal) uses his T-Mobile mind control device to slowly convert Kevin Drum from a mild-mannered liberal to an outright partisan shill.
An absolute vision necessity for the liberal presidential wannabe that doesn’t have a transparent rectum.
Woooo eeee.
Blogging without a keyboard.
Just think it!
“Mr. Henley! Mr. Henley! Your car is now ready.
And, uh, well, we have arranged for your slacks
to be instantly dry cleaned in the adjoining room.”
Just Relax
We’ve got it all in one.
Politics, sports, sex, TV!
This is all you need.
“I would like to accept the Nobel Peace prize in the spirit in which it was given…
…Wow, Universal Healthcare…
…Oooo, Monica, a little lower…
…Fetch me another beer, Hillary…”
Bill Clinton, still living the fantasy
Some people take the ‘U 2 A POTUS’ banter seriously. One notable example : Howard Dean.
The new answer to terror.
Everybody on earth gets one,
along with food and shelter.
Sit home and just relax.
“Mr. Watson, come here, I need you.”
Tim loved his slang tutorial. Now he could talk with his daughter. “Repeat after me. Flossy, Shorty, Wickety-wack, Bling bling!”
“All I’m sayin’ is … it ain’t just my retinal ganglion that’s happy right now.”
“Some people see things as they are and ask ‘why?’ I dream of things that never were, and ask ‘why not?”*
*Thanks to George Bernard Shaw
“New psychic paraphernalia predicts:
(1)The presidential election will be contentious.
(2)God will be on one side and the devil will be on the other.
(3) There will be hanging chads.
(4) The Electoral College will become superfluous.
(5) The United States Supreme Court will determine who will be POTUS.
Oh wait. This is the history machine.”