Caption Contest

Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.

Write your caption in the comments below.
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  1. Mark Hasty says:

    Frankie say “this cost lot more than t-shirt.”

  2. Boyd says:

    James Carville at his weekly Anger Management electroshock therapy session.

  3. The Borg assimilate Prozac.

  4. norbizness says:

    Sweetie! You MUST try this out! Virtually beating the servants is almost as fulfilling as the real thing!

  5. Brett says:

    Remember Bobby McFerrin, James? I shudder to think how “Don’t worry, be happy” would get “synergized” in a virtual reality environment.

  6. Jess says:

    “Wow — with the new Virtual Frankie Goes to Hollywood(TM), it’s just like I’m in the band!”

  7. Timmer says:

    “When you can come home, flop into your Lazy Boy, and virtually f*** Uma Thurman, well, that’s going to make crack look like a little coffee addiction.”

    Dennis Miller

  8. Timmer says:

    If I can just adjust this a little more…c’mon, c’mon, THERE I’ve got backstage at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

  9. Roboyuppie.

  10. Atrios (played by Sidney Blumenthal) uses his T-Mobile mind control device to slowly convert Kevin Drum from a mild-mannered liberal to an outright partisan shill.

  11. Rodney Dill says:

    An absolute vision necessity for the liberal presidential wannabe that doesn’t have a transparent rectum.

  12. Rachel Edith says:

    Woooo eeee.
    Blogging without a keyboard.
    Just think it!

  13. Hermoine says:

    “Mr. Henley! Mr. Henley! Your car is now ready.
    And, uh, well, we have arranged for your slacks
    to be instantly dry cleaned in the adjoining room.”

  14. Hodink says:

    Just Relax
    We’ve got it all in one.
    Politics, sports, sex, TV!
    This is all you need.

  15. Rodney Dill says:

    “I would like to accept the Nobel Peace prize in the spirit in which it was given…
    …Wow, Universal Healthcare…
    …Oooo, Monica, a little lower…
    …Fetch me another beer, Hillary…”
    Bill Clinton, still living the fantasy

  16. Bouhaki says:

    Some people take the ‘U 2 A POTUS’ banter seriously. One notable example : Howard Dean.

  17. Hermoine says:

    The new answer to terror.
    Everybody on earth gets one,
    along with food and shelter.
    Sit home and just relax.

  18. Rachel Edith says:

    “Mr. Watson, come here, I need you.”

  19. Propitious Peanut says:

    Tim loved his slang tutorial. Now he could talk with his daughter. “Repeat after me. Flossy, Shorty, Wickety-wack, Bling bling!”

  20. Hodink says:

    “All I’m sayin’ is … it ain’t just my retinal ganglion that’s happy right now.”

  21. Rachel Edith says:

    “Some people see things as they are and ask ‘why?’ I dream of things that never were, and ask ‘why not?”*

    *Thanks to George Bernard Shaw

  22. Chortle says:

    “New psychic paraphernalia predicts:
    (1)The presidential election will be contentious.
    (2)God will be on one side and the devil will be on the other.
    (3) There will be hanging chads.
    (4) The Electoral College will become superfluous.
    (5) The United States Supreme Court will determine who will be POTUS.
    Oh wait. This is the history machine.”