Caption Contest
Although I usually start these on Mondays, this one was too good to wait for: OTB Caption ContestTM.
Write your caption in the comments below.
Courtesy The Drudge Report
Write your caption in the comments below.
Courtesy The Drudge Report
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“He couldn’t quite explain it; they’d always just beeeeen theeeeeeeeeere . . . mmm mmm mmm mmm . . .”
Shortly afterward, Laura informed the White House cooking staff that, regardless of what her husband might claim, beans were FORBIDDEN from the menu.
President Bush’s Ray Charles impression wasn’t very good, but the Secret Service made sure everyone applauded anyway.
“Damn it, Tom Green, you got me again with the dog-crap-on-the-microphone trick.”
Mmm…time to put on my thoughtful face and squeeze one out, ….an idea that is …mmm… Lessee, higher academic achievement through lower standards…mmm..mmm..mmm… That Paul Hornung is one smart cookie …mmm… Damn I’m good.
Holy moly my Clymer hurts. Somebody fetch me some Preparation H.
Look, Dad! I can win re-election with my eyes closed!
Laura honey, did you see that cute baby over at Kevin’s place? I just luvvvvvvvv a cute baby.
Obviously, Mr. Bush is doing his impersonation of President Clinton sitting in the Oval Office during Ms. Lewinsky’s visits.
President Bush drops some of his very own weapons of mass destruction during a recent speech on the economy.
Heh,heh,heh… I see Kerry still isn’t using a calculator to tally his budget numbers.
Arrangement: Beat By Bush Blues
Artist: 4T3
‘Promise of future jobs don’t get not pass, (da DAH da dunt)
300,000 new jobs now is really great, (da DAH da dunt)
Even the Ass that comes from Mass., (da DAH da dunt)
Oughtta be able to keep that straight, (da DAH da dunt)
Oh Yeah..mmmmm
“Kerry said what about me? Here, let met expos… I mean turn the other cheek.”
(correction)
“Kerry said what about me? Here, let me expos… I mean turn the other cheek.”
“I think the American people – I hope the American – I don’t think, let me – I hope the American people trust me.”
“Oh, please don’t kill me.”
— Texas Governor George W. Bush, said with a laugh to reporters asking what death row convict Carla Faye Tucker said to him in her appeal for clemency.
Rumsfeld:
“I was sitting in this bar with Colin Powell and in walks Hillary Clinton.
‘What are you two guys up to?’ she says.
I say, ‘We’ve just decided we’re going to invade North Korea. We’re going to kill two million North Koreans and Britney Spears.’
‘But why Britney Spears?’ Hillary demands.
And then Colin turns to me and he says, ‘I guess you were right again Rummy. Nobody _will_ care about two million North Koreans . . .”
“And then Laura said, ‘Why, that’s enough Viagra to kill a horse, dear.'”
Shoulda been ‘don’t get no pass’ above in the Bush Blues. I really had a bad case of fat fingers today.
Caption #1:
“Giddyup, this “SBD” is gonna be straight-up noo-cue-ler!”
Caption #2:
Spot the Springer Spaniel (off Camera): “Roll that beautiful bean footage …”
“Before I was forty? I don’t remember much of that. (Laughs)”
“Awwwwwwwww, shucks. I quit singing 99 Bottles Of Beer.”
“Yes, you’re right. I did come up with the name of my new cologne, Stay The Course. Good, huh?”
“Condi held up just great, wouldn’t you say?”
“My policy? If you get news of an impending attack, take a month long vacation in Crawford. If you actually do get attacked, hop in your plane and spend 9 hours away from the danger. Heh. Heh.”
“mmm…mmm…mmm, Brown Sugar sure did good by me.”
“And then the Easter Bunny eliminated taxes on unearned income and estate taxes. And the American People ate carrots and lived happily ever after.”
Hmmm, wonder how much more money our budget will allow,for us to send additional troups on an all expense paid mid-east tour.
Ahhhhh, alone at last. I’ll just squat myself down here a bit and give the old weanie a little wack or two. Yeeeee-haw that felt goo-oo-ood!