Caption Contest

Just for Meryl Yourish (although anyone can participate), it’s time for another OTB Caption ContestTM:

Write your caption in the comments below.

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  1. Gosh, I hope my nipples don’t show through this when the camera flash goes off.

  2. April says:

    Brad Pitt, victim of a baggage mix-up at the airport, shows up for Vogue shoot dressed as Cher.

  3. April says:

    Brad Pitt debuts the latest desert fashion craze–the thong unitard.

  4. Attila Girl says:

    Brad Pitt, demonstrating that it takes a real man to wear a skirt.

  5. JamesJoynerStalker says:

    Brad Pitt reveals his Trojan Horse.

  6. Alex Knapp says:

    After viewing this photo of Brad Pitt, Stanley Kurtz admits to a “change of heart” regarding the issue of gay marriage.

  7. Bouhaki says:

    Extreme Makeover Of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. “Now, that’s a makeover!”, said Rummy’s wife, Joyce.

  8. Eddie Thomas says:

    Knowing what it did for Sharon Stone, Brad Pitt decides to recreate the famous beaver shot.

  9. Deet Deet says:

    “You know Randy Johnson’s nickname in baseball? Well, I’m ‘that’ in acting. My star rose when Schwarzenegger made his career change. To be sure, Arnold is ‘that’ in politics.”

  10. McGehee says:

    Brad Pitt’s effort to be known for something other than his hair continues.

  11. Moe Lane says:

    Why, yes, they’re real.

  12. Rodney Dill says:

    Euripedes shorts again and I’ll really make a Sisyphus about it.”

  13. Rachel Edith says:

    “I’m thinking of running for POTUS later as a Democrat, you know, a real Democrat we understand and love who is sexy and fools around a lot. Like my chances?”

  14. Cricket says:

    Discreetly posing so as not to cause controversy, Brad shows that he is wearing a Trojan.

    Fruit of the Loom? Or Balzac?

    Posing casually, Brad shows us what ancient warriors
    wore under their kilts.

  15. spr rdr says:

    A freshly waxed Brad Pitt contemplates the offer being made by Michael Moore for a starring role in his new film: “Trolling for Homophobes.”

  16. Pile On® says:

    In spite of negative press from fashion and film critics Brad Pitt (shown above) launches his “thespian from a saturated sack” line of mens wear.

  17. Rodney Dill says:

    The real reason the Trojan wars were fought was over this old Trojan Joke.
    Q: “In Greece how do they separate the men from the boys?”
    A: “With a crowbar.”

  18. Cassandra says:

    “This supermodel gig is WAY harder than acting. Naomi honey, does this skirt make my thighs look too big??”

  19. JW says:

    Brad Pitt and the c*ck that launched a 1000 quips

  20. JW says:

    Sorry, that should have read:

    Brad Pitt and The C*ck that Launched a 1000 Quips

  21. Hodink says:

    Before boy toys there were Troy boys.

  22. By eschewing personal hygiene, Brad Pitt demonstrates that Greek ASStrologers were aware of black holes.

    Wife Jennifer Aniston was reported to say “Once you’ve had black, you’ll never go back.”

  23. Cassandra says:

    Brad Pitt reminds us of the wisdom of the old adage, “Beware of Greeks baring gifts”.


  24. La Femme Crickita says:

    Troy toy?

  25. girly girl says:

    Brad Pitt demonstrating safe filming techniques by wearing a Trojan unitard.

  26. Pile On® says:

    What? You can see Hector? Sorry, my bad, I’ll cross my legs.

  27. Pile On® says:

    I get so tired of being treated like a boy toy, I mean I have a brain too. But nobody listens, I was telling the director while we were shooting Troy, that it is a shame that my character was killed at the end of the movie. I mean what kind of ending is that. Shot in the heel, thats so stupid, I mean who writes this crap.

  28. Rodney Dill says:

    “Beware of Greeks baring gifts”.

    Oooooo, good one Cassandra.

  29. Ona Culdesac says:

    “You want eye candy?”
    (parts legs) “How’s this?”