Caption Contest

Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.


Write your caption in the comments below.
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James Joyner
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Comments

  1. JW says:

    “I’m a’ comin’ through, and they ain’t no way no Buddha’s gonna stop me. Don’t make me get mah gun. . . “

  2. Rodney Dill says:

    Once Raoul decided to join the war against Islam he decided to take his fight right to the top. Unfortunately though, for all concerned, Raoul did not know one eastern religion from the other.

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    The New Delhi Statue of Liberty
    Give me your poor, your tired, your weary, striving to win back outsourced jobs

  4. Gabe Posey says:

    It turns out the path to true and eternal enlightenment does involve an automatic rifle.

    /scrawlville.com

  5. The climactic scene from the Buddhist remake of “Rocky”

  6. Bill Hoeller says:

    “I don’t believe this! I came all the way to the other side of the world to defend America, and Janet Jackson is getting ready to flip me the bird!”

  7. Rich Gardner says:

    The Great Buddha of Kamakura will smote you, unless you know the secret word, and it isn’t shrubery!

  8. DANEgerus says:

    one word slang for the daily volunteer…

    “Goldfinger”

  9. Forgive me:

    “Mmm, dark meat …”

  10. Jimmie says:

    “I’m sorry, Mr. Moore. I realize you’re filming a documentary, but you can’t block this stairway”.

  11. Alex says:

    Buddah’s lost quite a bit of weight, and he appears to be back in shape. Must’ve been Atkins, right? Wrong! It was the soldier who held him there at gunpoint so he’d stop eating so much.

  12. Rodney Dill says:

    Happiness is a warm gun
    (Bang, bang, shoot, shoot)

  13. Rodney Dill says:

    “No Thanks, looks kinda heavy to me.
    I wanted a Buddah Lite

  14. Moe Lane says:

    I see that you’ve prepared for our contest, Sidhartha. But your Strikes from a Million Incarnations attack will not prevail against my Gun-Fu!

  15. Eric Akawie says:

    “Got your nose!”

  16. Jeremiah says:

    “Ha ha ha! But seriously, stay where you are.”

  17. Black Spot says:

    Doink

  18. Rodney Dill says:

    “Remember the golden rule my son…
    The one made of gold,
    Makes the rules.”

  19. Rodney Dill says:

    “Yes, Senator Kennedy, I’m prepared to fight for the leadership of this country, I served in Viet Nam, you know.”

  20. Rodney Dill says:

    Statue in the likeness of George Clinton, placed by fans, to honor the star of Parliament Funkadelic as immortalized by the Outsidethebeltway Caption Contest

  21. Rodney Dill says:

    “Yes, size matters.”

  22. “Go for graven images, little man?”

  23. Brett says:

    Well, in deference to my source (here), I’d probably have to say, “combat trumps consciousness sometimes, too,” or something like that. . .

  24. La Femme Crickita says:

    “If I time this spitwad just right, I can hit his hat brim and pull it over his eyes.”

    Ah. You have come for yoga lessons. Please, sit. Assume the position…

  25. Rachel Edith says:

    The new video features Britney in gold and Madonna in camouflage.

  26. Bouhaki says:

    “Wanna rub my Buddha?”

  27. Deet Deet says:

    Wobble your way to enlightenment with our jovial Buddha bobble head.

  28. Hodink says:

    Tom figured the Trojan Horse got Odysseus into Troy. So, hey, he’d make a Buddha, hide in it and attain Nirvana.