Caption Contest

Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.

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Write your caption in the comments below.

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James Joyner
About James Joyner
James Joyner is Professor and Department Head of Security Studies at Marine Corps University's Command and Staff College and a nonresident senior fellow at the Scowcroft Center for Strategy and Security at the Atlantic Council. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm vet. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.


  1. “Right, and so I took Nixon like this–over my head–and I said ‘LOOK! WE ARE IN CAMBODIA! SEE!’–and he was all like, ‘Nuh-uh’ and then I showed him my CIA guy hat, and you know, then, well, he had to admit I was right.”

  2. Bithead says:

    Mr. Kerry demonstrates his new Forign Policy Plan: Surrender as soon as you see the whites of their eyes.

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    The bigger they are,
    The dorkier they look.

  4. Alex Knapp says:

    Noticing that his head was so close to the ceiling, this day would be seared–seared–in John Kerry’s memory as the day he realized he was 10 feet tall.

  5. Rodney Dill says:

    “No, I do not feel that Presidential Candidates should be subject to steroid testing. Why do you ask?”

  6. Feddie says:

    “Cealis, anyone?”

  7. norbizness says:

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Freak OUT!

  8. Matt says:

    John Kerry hops on the table and the Democrat faithful start whippin’ out the dollar bills!

    (Lapdances reserved for major donors only)

  9. Eric Akawie says:

    “Welcome to Coyote Ugly!”

  10. legion says:

    “Aaaaaand it looks like the K-Man is about to perform his famous ‘Belly-Flip-Flop’ from the top rope…”

    Never let it be said that I could resist a straight line…

  11. Zygote says:


  12. Rachel Edith says:

    Kerry’s wiggle wows ’em in Nashua, New Hampshire.

  13. Rodney Dill says:

    John Kerry’s secret service agent just could not refrain from saying Frau Blucher to John at inopportune times, once he learned that it always evoked the same Pavlovian response from the candidate.

  14. Michael Newton says:

    Kerry does a table dance at Gov. McGreevey’s going away party.

  15. Nathan says:

    “…because I’m 6’8″ and I can do what I want!” [–obscure Monty Python reference]

  16. Sean says:

    Heeey Macarana!

    Who’s naughty? This guy! (obscure t.v. commercial reference)


    Everyone that wants Kerry as President raise your hands.

    I’m too sexy for my tie.

  17. Michael says:

    Attention everyone! Look at me! I am that war hero – from Vietnam!!

  18. “And I showed Paul Hamm how to finish up just like this off from his high bar dismount.”

    That sonofabitch stood me up!


    “If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy, come on baby let me know!”

    “Is this what Alexandra means by ‘raising the roof’?”

    This reminds me of Clinton’s post-presidential crotch shot on Rolling Stone. Ewwww…

    “Everyone, pay attention to me! I said, everyone pay attention to me!”

    “It’s fun to stay at the Y …”

    “We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind. ‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, well they’re no friends of mine.”

  19. Sorry, I meant to write:

    “And I showed Paul Hamm to finish just like this with his high bar dismount to lock down the all around gold medal.”

  20. Hermoine says:

    “Put your hands up in the air, like you just don’t care!”

  21. La Femme Crickita says:

    Kerry showing his Teyva side in his rendition of
    “If I were a rich man.” After he was through, he
    went on to say how nuanced his campaign was. He compared it to being a fiddler on the roof.

  22. Timmer says:

    Do I make you horny?

  23. McGehee says:

    “Hippy hippy shake!”

    (the link is to explain the reference)

  24. McGehee says:

    Oops, wrong URL. This is the right one.

    “Hippy hippy shake!”

  25. Pile On® says:

    John Kerry finishes up a searing karaoke performance……”yes I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to me”.

  26. Rodney Dill says:

    John Kerry’s night at the Roxbury.

  27. Moe Lane says:

    I’m a golden god!

  28. Rodney Dill says:

    “…and then I said, Where’s my F–ckin’ balloons.

  29. Rodney Dill says:

    “Whaddya mean, Pelosi and Clinton each broke a C-Note for 100 singles!?!”

  30. La Femme Crickita says:

    Which Clinton? Hitlery or Billybubba?