Caption Contest
Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.
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Write your caption in the comments below.
Winners will be announced early next week.
Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.
Winners will be announced early next week.
The Gin and Raisins did that?
God is she ugly! I think I’m gonna be sick!
What the Hell say now?!?
Oh my gawd! The botox wore off!!! Let me go get a bag quick!
Your script ate my comment after the bold italic.. weird
What the Hell did you say now?!?
Please honey, don’t take out the bullwhip.
Whoa! The buzz is wearing off. She was gorgeous after that six pack.
Yes, Hillary… the wig is perfect. I think it may just work….
I don’t WANT to play “guess how many fingers” for it. PLEASE just give me a little more money!
THK: I don’t care! Get in there and fetch my paddle!
“Tell me you didn’t insult Laura Bush again…please, I’m begging you…”
“Of course not, dear”
Teresa! You know better than that. Of COURSE I have a real job!
“Tell me you didn’t insult Laura Bush again…please, I’m begging you…â€Â
“Of course not, dearâ€Â
*fingers crossed*
Why not have a caption contest with Bush drooling in the third debate? This sort of thing is kind of low budget for this otherwise excellent BLOG.
On the other hand, I can see why you would want to take the focus off of GW’s dismal record 🙂
I should have dated Hillary when I had the chance…
“Oh yeah those conservative bloggers where right she does look a lot like Tootsie.â€Â
and
“Oh boy the things you marry for money and lifetime supply of ketchup.â€Â
Keep going John…remember…BILLIONS!!
“Why can’t I be strong like Dubya???, Well why can’t you be nice like Laura?…oops…sorry.”
“You promised Michael Moore he could be Secretary of What??”
“Of course I got a flu shot you big dolt. Just what were you thinking?…”
“Please don’t talk, please PLEASE don’t talk”
“NO TERESA! The flu shots are for high risk persons, not high maintenance.
“Don’t beg John, just get in the plane and take your pants off!”
Oh Dear, I forgot to bring the ketchup.
A shot at the Presidency! Honey, you’re so thoughtful.
john,which hand do you wipe with. next time try using toilet paper.
“Teresa. For the love of God and all that is right in this world will you PLEASE keep your mouth SHUT until Nov. 3rd?”
Oh, my God… I did THAT for MONEY?
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change…
[silently to himself] What the F### was I thinking!
Honey, um, yeah, so, er, I, uh, well, it’s like this… do you think that, you know, maybe you could not make any more speeches or, like, public statements for, oh, I don’t know, the next two weeks? Maybe you could take a trip to, you know, visit you family? In Mozambique? Whaddya say?
“So you asked. How do you get Laura Bush into a size 3 dress? You said the answer is you take the ‘C’ out of Truck and the ‘F’ out of way. Hmmm I still don’t get it. This wouldn’t be another of you tacky jokes is it?”
Damn it, still there…It worked on “I Dream of Jeannie.” What am I doing wrong?
“Please God, make me a man!”
Caption “Oh goody…I get to drive the SUV!”
Laura and Dubya try out their Halloween costumes.
“What? Joyner’s going to use a picture of US for his caption contest? Oh, I hope Rodney Dill wins!”
I would laugh McGehee, I don’t mind being picked on, I’ve done it myself when I thought it was funny, but I just don’t get it. I don’t expect to even place this time I’ve already seen five captions (not yours) I like better than any of mine.
– The Gin and Raisins did that?
– Teresa! You know better than that. Of COURSE I have a real job!
– I don’t WANT to play “guess how many fingers†for it. PLEASE just give me a little more money!
-“Please don’t talk, please PLEASE don’t talkâ€Â
– Caption “Oh goody…I get to drive the SUV!â€Â
I do have another song rewrite ready if anyone posts a picture that looks like it could be Kerry singing. I guess I’ll have to do something with it before election day any.
Here is what John sees.
https://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/5262
(Thanks McGehee for making me think of this one)
THK: I divorce you. I divorce you. I….
JFK: Please, don’t! If you divorce me, I’ll be cash and kerry again!
“What is she hiding behind her back?”
“John, I have a ballot in my hand. Guess which way
I am going to vote!”
“I have no idea how my fingers got glued to my chin. Honest.”
“Flat tire, huh? Well, it’s ok. My wife’s other plane is a broom. ……. Oooooops. Hi honey.”
“You want to play Truth Or Dare? Love, I’m not sure how that goes. Either way, I’m thinking that I don’t desire to play. This could be very bad for me.”
Now Scotty! Beam me up NOW!!!!
Please…..please….please…Teraaaaazah.
Just a little more money for ads in New Jersey and Hawaii…….
“Whatever you do, Teresa, don’t turn around. Rodney Dill is right behind you and he has a camera.”
“I am practicing my prayer stand for the televised
campaign revival we are having later on.”
“Well, honey, most people would say that being First Lady is important enough. You would make a great Secretary Of Defense, to be sure, but let’s talk about this on the plane to watch Boston win the World Series, ok?”
[thinking to himself] “In all of my rambling at the interview did I flip-flop on issues again?”
I always screw these interview things up!
Maby I can warm my hands up in those pants!
What is she going to make me do if I don’t win the election?!?
I like to hols my hands under my armpits and smell my hands like this!