Caption Contest

Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.

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Write your caption in the comments below.

Winners will be announced early next week.

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James Joyner is Professor and Department Head of Security Studies at Marine Corps University's Command and Staff College and a nonresident senior fellow at the Scowcroft Center for Strategy and Security at the Atlantic Council. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm vet. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.


  1. Sgt Fluffy says:

    The Gin and Raisins did that?

  2. libs4lunch says:

    God is she ugly! I think I’m gonna be sick!

  3. Paul says:

    What the Hell say now?!?

  4. Dougrc says:

    Oh my gawd! The botox wore off!!! Let me go get a bag quick!

  5. Paul says:

    Your script ate my comment after the bold italic.. weird

    What the Hell did you say now?!?

  6. Louis Wheeler says:

    Please honey, don’t take out the bullwhip.

  7. Micah says:

    Whoa! The buzz is wearing off. She was gorgeous after that six pack.

  8. Kate says:

    Yes, Hillary… the wig is perfect. I think it may just work….

  9. I don’t WANT to play “guess how many fingers” for it. PLEASE just give me a little more money!

  10. Gary says:

    THK: I don’t care! Get in there and fetch my paddle!

  11. Allan Guyton says:

    “Tell me you didn’t insult Laura Bush again…please, I’m begging you…”
    “Of course not, dear”

  12. Mark says:

    Teresa! You know better than that. Of COURSE I have a real job!

  13. Allan Guyton says:

    “Tell me you didn’t insult Laura Bush again…please, I’m begging you…”
    “Of course not, dear”
    *fingers crossed*

  14. Anjin-San says:

    Why not have a caption contest with Bush drooling in the third debate? This sort of thing is kind of low budget for this otherwise excellent BLOG.

    On the other hand, I can see why you would want to take the focus off of GW’s dismal record 🙂

  15. KipEsquire says:

    I should have dated Hillary when I had the chance…

  16. Exek says:

    “Oh yeah those conservative bloggers where right she does look a lot like Tootsie.”


    “Oh boy the things you marry for money and lifetime supply of ketchup.”

  17. Jays says:

    Keep going John…remember…BILLIONS!!

  18. Rodney Dill says:

    “Why can’t I be strong like Dubya???, Well why can’t you be nice like Laura?…oops…sorry.”

  19. Rodney Dill says:

    “You promised Michael Moore he could be Secretary of What??”

  20. Rodney Dill says:

    “Of course I got a flu shot you big dolt. Just what were you thinking?…”

  21. LarryA says:

    “Please don’t talk, please PLEASE don’t talk”

  22. Rodney Dill says:

    “NO TERESA! The flu shots are for high risk persons, not high maintenance.

  23. Elizabeth Southern says:

    “Don’t beg John, just get in the plane and take your pants off!”

  24. INBB says:

    Oh Dear, I forgot to bring the ketchup.

  25. Moe Lane says:

    A shot at the Presidency! Honey, you’re so thoughtful.

  26. d anderson says:

    john,which hand do you wipe with. next time try using toilet paper.

  27. MichaelW says:

    “Teresa. For the love of God and all that is right in this world will you PLEASE keep your mouth SHUT until Nov. 3rd?”

  28. Bithead says:

    Oh, my God… I did THAT for MONEY?

  29. Phil Davis says:

    God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change…

  30. Tony says:

    [silently to himself] What the F### was I thinking!

  31. Dodd says:

    Honey, um, yeah, so, er, I, uh, well, it’s like this… do you think that, you know, maybe you could not make any more speeches or, like, public statements for, oh, I don’t know, the next two weeks? Maybe you could take a trip to, you know, visit you family? In Mozambique? Whaddya say?

  32. Rodney Dill says:

    “So you asked. How do you get Laura Bush into a size 3 dress? You said the answer is you take the ‘C’ out of Truck and the ‘F’ out of way. Hmmm I still don’t get it. This wouldn’t be another of you tacky jokes is it?”

  33. IR says:

    Damn it, still there…It worked on “I Dream of Jeannie.” What am I doing wrong?

  34. Elizabeth Southern says:

    “Please God, make me a man!”

  35. David Fowler says:

    Caption “Oh goody…I get to drive the SUV!”

  36. Lasting Magic says:

    Laura and Dubya try out their Halloween costumes.

  37. McGehee says:

    “What? Joyner’s going to use a picture of US for his caption contest? Oh, I hope Rodney Dill wins!”

  38. Rodney Dill says:

    I would laugh McGehee, I don’t mind being picked on, I’ve done it myself when I thought it was funny, but I just don’t get it. I don’t expect to even place this time I’ve already seen five captions (not yours) I like better than any of mine.

    – The Gin and Raisins did that?

    – Teresa! You know better than that. Of COURSE I have a real job!

    – I don’t WANT to play “guess how many fingers” for it. PLEASE just give me a little more money!

    -“Please don’t talk, please PLEASE don’t talk”

    – Caption “Oh goody…I get to drive the SUV!”

    I do have another song rewrite ready if anyone posts a picture that looks like it could be Kerry singing. I guess I’ll have to do something with it before election day any.

  39. Rodney Dill says:

    Here is what John sees.

    (Thanks McGehee for making me think of this one)

  40. Helen says:

    THK: I divorce you. I divorce you. I….
    JFK: Please, don’t! If you divorce me, I’ll be cash and kerry again!

  41. Cricket says:

    “What is she hiding behind her back?”

  42. Cricket says:

    “John, I have a ballot in my hand. Guess which way
    I am going to vote!”

  43. BrooklynJon says:

    “I have no idea how my fingers got glued to my chin. Honest.”

  44. Rachel Edith says:

    “Flat tire, huh? Well, it’s ok. My wife’s other plane is a broom. ……. Oooooops. Hi honey.”

  45. Hodink says:

    “You want to play Truth Or Dare? Love, I’m not sure how that goes. Either way, I’m thinking that I don’t desire to play. This could be very bad for me.”

  46. Pat says:

    Now Scotty! Beam me up NOW!!!!

  47. Maggie says:

    Just a little more money for ads in New Jersey and Hawaii…….

  48. Rodney Dill says:

    “Whatever you do, Teresa, don’t turn around. Rodney Dill is right behind you and he has a camera.”

  49. Cricket says:

    “I am practicing my prayer stand for the televised
    campaign revival we are having later on.”

  50. Dingo says:

    “Well, honey, most people would say that being First Lady is important enough. You would make a great Secretary Of Defense, to be sure, but let’s talk about this on the plane to watch Boston win the World Series, ok?”

  51. G says:

    [thinking to himself] “In all of my rambling at the interview did I flip-flop on issues again?”

  52. G says:

    I always screw these interview things up!

  53. G says:

    Maby I can warm my hands up in those pants!

  54. G says:

    What is she going to make me do if I don’t win the election?!?

  55. G says:

    I like to hols my hands under my armpits and smell my hands like this!