Caption Contest
Time for anotherWe’re Having One Anyway – OTB Caption ContestTM
You’ll have a little more time for this one, and James will probably be glad that it will be off, or close to off, the front page of OTB by Monday.
Reuters Sports Photos
Winners will be announced on Thursday PM. After that I will try to return to my schedule of Mon-Thu and Thu-Mon.
Coming in 2008: Bareback Referee-Riding Soccer.
Once “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” became official MLS policy, all sense of decorum seemed to have fled the soccer field.
In some countries, the people can’t afford horses. But that doesn’t stop them from playing Polo.
As he unveiled his new “groiner” play, it became painfully clear to Paolo there was a reason the move had never been tried before…
After readin’ reviews of “Alexander,” two naive young men make a feeble attempt at experiencin’ bisexuality.
This isn’t anything unusual in soccer is it?
In soccer as in all third world recreational “sports”, the best defense is a good offense.
Soccer games lasting longer than four hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention.
“In racing news, Smarty Jones who won the first two legs of horseracing’s 2004 Triple Crown, has new competition from Dumbo Smith.”
Pile, you schmuck…
An emotional reunion between two former teammates goes tragically wrong when one of them just can’t take his eye off the ball.
Sound like unbeliveable…
Swallow soccer ball? Just use the new improved Heimlick manuever.
Make that “Swallow a soccer ball”….
The MLS policy of promoting players with disabilities, in a multiculturally sensitive way, was going fine until the Njuku-Gonzalez conjoined twins ended up on opposing teams.
Gonzalez knew that all players were frisked for weapons before the match, so he just KNEW that Njuku was really pleased to be playing alongside him…..
The marketing guys at MLS were still confused about how to identify team shirts in their marketing program : “sweater” or “jumper” ?
This was the breakthrough experiment that proved to the marketing guys that Velcro simply was not to be the material of the future in MLS.
“So Ernesto, here we see you in action : we know you were really grateful to the donor from Chad, but when exactly was it that you realised that the human hip replacement surgery was impeding your future in pro soccer ?”
Conjoined Twins, Rafael and Zanton could never get along when they were younger. Pictured here, they attempt to play for different soccer teams.
Watching the game, the mystified coach wondered if last night’s trip to see Swan Lake hadn’t made the team’s moves a bit too sensitive and nuanced?
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
Chickenfight Team 5 almost loses balance, when unruly ex-NBA fans pelt the field with objects after a dubious referee call.
The finals of the International Leapfrog Competition was interrupted when a soccer ball escaped from the crowd and hit two of the participants, causing a immediate loss of concentration. Protests were lodged by both teams and the matter is under review by meet officials. Some factions blamed soccer hooligans who were protesting the use of a perfectly good football pitch by the ILC.
“Pele, I’m telling you for the last time. Get off my back.”