Caption Contest

Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM

In keeping with the Leopold Stotch Map of the World Edition trend I’m launching this contest. I saved this picture so long ago I no longer have a reference to it. If anyone finds the reference please let me know.

dachsund dog sniffing woman's panties
Neil Boortz

Winners will be announced on Monday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mark Silva says:
  2. Scott_T says:

    It’s good to be a dog at _this_ party!

  3. David Pinto says:

    It’s great to be with a weiner!

  4. Is that a puppy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  5. McGehee says:

    In 2037, Bill Clinton proves that reincarnation does happen.

  6. Jon Henke says:

    Kibbles and Tits, Kibbles and Tits!

  7. Bithead says:

    Hey, it worked for the Coppertone dog….

  8. LJD says:

    “This is a great party! Iwas only here five minutes before I had a weiner up my ass!”

  9. ken says:

    Snoop doggy dogging a piece.

  10. ken says:

    The other snoop doggy.

  11. Osama? Are you in there?

  12. Barbara says:

    “I no longer feel beneath her. I’ve been panting after her for so long…no buts about it, this was a dream come true!”

  13. Chrees says:

    The rumored Paris Hilton video does exist and is available for downloading at the following sites:

  14. Tig says:

    Hmmm, sure smells like a bitch in heat to me.

  15. Tig says:

    Damn, so it was she who ate the that left over tuna. I knew I was sure to find the culprit if I sniffed enough butts.

  16. Dougrc says:

    Okay fella, you can let her go now…I give up; I still can’t figure out what the hell she’s been rolling in.

  17. spd rdr says:

    In an unselfish display of canine heroism, Wally the Weiner discards his undercover status to make an online bust for “America’s Most Wanted: Panty Patrol.”

  18. Kim Chong-il says:

    Breed for hunting badgers, the dachshund can naturally hold its own against a beaver.

  19. McTrip says:

    News Release from the Drug Enforcement Agency : DEA successfully employs debutantes and trained lapdogs to sniff out socialite sources of crack.

  20. McTrip says:

    Now if this had been Kerry’s “attack dog” running mate, then maybe he’d have done better among 18-35 year old rednecks……

  21. Loon says:

    An exposition of the “scratch’n’sniff” theory of social introduction on the island of Lesbos.

  22. Loon says:

    “Down boy – that’s no way to keep your nose cold and wet….”

  23. T. Lung says:

    Cue music….



  24. T. Lung says:

    Cue music once more…..


  25. McTrip says:

    How to succeed at brown nosing……..

  26. Duffer says:

    It’s a dog eat dog world !

  27. Duffer says:

    Gay marriage latest : having seemingly lost it, the best man Fido has to search for the ring.

  28. Duffer says:

    Bonus Question : from which movie is this audition photo taken – [a] Dog Day Afternoon, [b] Wag The Dog, [c] The Scent Of A Woman or [d] Igby Goes Down ?

  29. Loon says:

    Doggy thoughts : “Dammit ! No sign of a bone buried here……..”

  30. Loon says:

    How good is he ? He is a crack sniffer dog !

  31. Hermoine says:

    Ventriloquist, Charlie McCarthy’s gay granddaughter and her realistic dummy making a new friend.

  32. Some dogs are bred to herd livestock, others to point or retreive, but the asschund was bred to serve the sporting mans more prurient interests.

  33. Cricket says:

    A Girl and Her Dog.

  34. Barbara says:

    “I don’t get it…where’s the kitty?”

  35. Timmer says:

    Wonkette, bored with conventional anal sex, finds something new to get cheeky about.

  36. Kenny says:

    In his past lives Rover had been a German Sheperd drug dog and, later, the cuddly pet from the Beggin Strips commercials. Clearly kharma was working well for him.

  37. Hodink says:

    “Hey, what’s your dog’s name?”
    “Hot Diggity Dog.”

  38. Bouhaki says:

    Maureen Dowd revealed today how she “sniffs out” information.

  39. Barbara says:

    The perks of a lap-dog…F**K, YEAH!

  40. PootSmarter says:

    Wiener-Dog trying to cum in the back door…