Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time to start some holiday themes
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Winners will be announced Monday P.M.
Also don’t forget to enter the OTB Worst blog-theme Christmas Present Contest. This contest is open until December 17th. There are some excellent bad blog theme presents, but the blogosphere has hardly been touched.
NOTE: make sure to stop myby Villainous Company for another new dastardly caption contest.
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Following the crushing election defeat, John Kerry hit the bottle.
My Reindeer Got run over by a Santa, on our way to our house Christmas Eve
Santa and Rudolph stagger out of the party drunk. “Rudolph, I love you man!!”
After Santa got into the holiday eggnog for the 5th time, Rudolph decided he could jolly well guide his own *&%! sleigh tonite…
“The Downside Of Having A Very Shiny Nose”
Santa commanded, “On Donner.” Then he tried to push the recalcitrant reindeer. Certain items were expunged from the police blotter. We’ll never know the whole story.
Santa: “An…an…thenn…inn a ttwinkling, they h-heard on.. onn tha rrrroof…”
“Tha pr-pr-prancingandpawing…uh…what the *&^?..of each little h-h-hahahahaha…hoof!”
“D-damn, Rudolf! Th-those were shome gooood timesh.., weren’t they, ole’ buddy?”
Rudolf: “Yeah, boss. Krugman was right. Ever since Kerry was defeated and our jobs got outsourced, the North Pole’s been going to hell in a handbasket.”
Overtime, Rudolph?
My ass.
I am taking you down.
You’re gonna be uh, guest of honor at the Elves dinner party.
The Grinch continues his efforts to steal Christmas by abducting one of Santa’s reigndeer. No word on the whereabouts of the Roast Beast.
While watching the Reindeer vs Elves pre-Christmas basketball game, Santa decided that Comet’s personal foul against the Elf Captain needed his intervention to resolve the matter.
A scene cut from “Bad Santa” where Santa tries to hold one of his reindeer steady while trying to undo his suit.
Santa, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times. . you’re supposed to tell the kids to leave you cookies and MILK, not cookies and EGGNOG!
It’s easy to remember: Got milk?
Practicing for the North Pole Championship Rodeo, Santa demonstrates why, in spite of entering the reindeer-dogging event 1300 years in a row, he has yet to win the belt buckle.
From his college days, a photo of W and Friend has surfaced.
Not for the first time, Rudolph bitterly rued the day he’d introduced Santa to those *&^% Reindeer Games…
With the help of seven beefy elves and the calm reassurance they they don’t celebrate Christmas in Fallujah, they finally dragged Blitzen back from Canada.
Stories had circulated for years about Santa and Rudolph. (The former) Mrs. Santa bid Saint Nick a fond farewell and ran off with Tiny Tim who she was quick to describe as unsuitably named. For Rudy and Nick, the wedding went well. Walking down the aisle (seen here) was slightly creepy, but everything else was jolly.
Next up on UPN, A Very Merry Jerry Springer Christmas Special.
More proof of why you don’t hire Ron Artest to play Santa Claus!
The new North Pole themed S&M club welcomed its first customer.
“Just remember Donner… no one is supposed to ask. And if you tell, you’re jerky…”
Awww man Chrees (sorta) stole mine:
Santa asked, and Prancer darn well told!
“Well, Blitzen, old pal. We’re blitzed. Ho Ho Whoooa Uh Oh.”
In an ill-advised moment of electoral posing, John Kerry’s first shot missed Prancer and took out Santa, thereby winning 727 votes from the PETA faction and losing about 20 million among children for the rest of their voting lives…..
Bad Santa just knew it had to be Christmas Day – when else would there be so much coke lying about for the snorting ?
Although dressed more as a rodeo clown than as a serious competitor, Santa amazed spectators by riding new reindeer Grozer for the full eight seconds before being bucked off. Fortunately, Santa’s immortal status saved him from Grozer seizing his soul and delivering it to the 14th plane of Hades.