Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

A little more Glitz and a little less Holidays this time around

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Winners will be announced Thursday P.M.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. ken says:

    Abu Garb

  2. Bithead says:

    The ‘no touch 10000’ takes the chastity belt to the next level, surrounding the wearer with a gigawatt force field.

  3. Sgt Fluffy says:

    The new “Smoker Identification Bracelet” as modeled by a victim of second hand smoke.

  4. ken says:

    Electric Light Jalaba

  5. Wine-a-holic says:

    Radioactivity, dance, and a catheter prove that the combination provide comic gold.

  6. David Harris says:

    Woman uses elaborate lighting system to disguise her rather severe case of “front-butt”.

  7. sligobob says:

    Elfriede Jelinek, the 2004 winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature, takes the stage to receive her prize.

  8. Mike says:

    Son, that’s not the kind of Christmas tree I had in mind…but in a pinch…

  9. McGehee says:

    Electric Colostomy

  10. McGehee says:

    Why they hate us.

  11. Cowboy Blob says:

    At three miles beneath the ocean’s surface, marine biologists aboard the bathysphere Disco Volante discovered a new breed of phosphorescent marine life. After studying this artist’s rendering, National Geographic experts determined that the discoverers had been to sea just a tad too long.

  12. Masked Menace says:

    Bjork makes her entrance to the Grammy’s.

  13. Masked Menace says:

    One of these days I’m gonna get this @^%&%$@# Christmas lights thing figured out.

  14. T. Lung says:

    Why Yoko Ono sleeps alone……..

  15. Duffer says:

    Hooked on public adulation, Teresa buys Colman’s Mustards and reinvents herself.

  16. Loon says:

    The All England Lawn Tenis Club had to draw a line somewhere and banned Ms.Ichifani’s outfit.

  17. Duffer says:

    After “Catwoman” Halle Berry would try just about anything to relaunch her career, but “Neon Chick” !!??

  18. Kate says:

    Margaret Cho’s long-lost vibrator love child.

  19. LarryConley says:

    Naiomi came to the sudden and shocking realization that the crossbred electric eel/Boa Constrictor hybred was a bright idea.. abeit one that hadn’t been totally thought out.

  20. McTrip says:

    “The Intestines Monologue” quickly evacuated theatres during its short run……

  21. McTrip says:

    LaToya just had to upstage Janet with a more sensational “wardrobe malfunction” this time around.

  22. Chrees says:

    Maureen Dowd demonstrates one of the presents she has bought for past boyfriends.

  23. Loon says:

    Having somehow missed the cut, Yasser Arafat’s 73rd virgin was left glowing in limbo for eternity……lucky thing……..

  24. McTrip says:

    Cher reckoned her plastic surgeon was padding more than the bill with the addition of the jelly fish heart and the brine pump.

  25. mlah says:

    the new urine reclamation device!

    ok, so i just watched the dune miniseries

  26. Myopist says:

    Sure, laugh, but these babies can burn through battleship plate.

  27. Remy Logan says:

    After shedding 100 pounds, former presidential candidate Al Gore shows off his new “performance art” act. Here he is shown in “The creation of the Internet” at his new Al Gore theater in Branson, MO.

  28. McTrip says:

    While delighted by the outcome of her slimming program, Monica was neither thrilled by the gig her agent booked her at The Clinton Library nor at the uniform sponsored by SuctionHoses’r’Us.

  29. McTrip says:

    The latest avant-garde manifestation of “Marianne”, the symbol of the French Republic, uses semaphore in neon to spell out the age-old greeting : “Welcome Germans – We Surrender”.

  30. Timmer says:

    Madonna’s lil girl grows up.

  31. Masked Menace© says:

    Trying to mend relationships with the “American Redneck” who asserted their political power in November, French Foreign Minister Michel Barnier (who is a man) does an interpretive dance of a fishing pole’s “bird’s nest”.

  32. Hodink says:

    Dorothy Hamill reveals side effects from Vioxx while skating at Rockefeller Plaza Skating Rink.

  33. Chrees says:

    A mistake in scheduling was to blame for the performer’s death: instead of participating in Cirque du Soleil’s “Ka,” she accidentally showed up to their water spectacle “O.” Power has not been restored to the casino yet…

  34. Hermoine says:

    “I was born on April 26, 1986 in Chernobyl. I am now 18. The good news is that I have never had to spend a penny on clothes.”

  35. Rodney Dill says:

    “Do you like pudding?” was all Pile On could think to say.

  36. Lasting Magic says:

    “Ok, honey, this is your idea of a holiday lawn decoration? Really? Wait, let me pop a Xanax and then let’s talk.”

  37. Chadwick says:

    After Microsoft bought out Sports Illustrated, the Swimsuit Issue was the first thing to go to $#!%.

  38. Roger says:

    Justin Timberlake has learned his lesson. He won’t try to rip off the blue square for fear of a true “equipment malfunction.”

  39. Masked Menace© says:

    Behold! The Flux Capacitor!

  40. Purple Raider says:

    Inside Michael Jackson’s hyberbolic chamber.