Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday P.M.

The Thursday Contest is still open at least until this evening.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. spd rdr says:

    Deep in thought regarding his latest proposal for peace in the Middle East, Barney neglects to return the airmen’s salute.

  2. ibejo says:

    Bush deep in thought: If this dog shits on Airforce One again….

  3. Bithead says:

    Just be careful Barney doesn’t ‘salute’ in return…

  4. Maniakes says:

    “Look what I got for the twins!”
    “Good trade, sir!”

  5. notherbob2 says:

    Forget another salute and I WILL turn him loose!

  6. Connie Leone says:

    Forget the salutes!! Just get us the hell out of here before the press hears about the stain on the oval office rug and demands a sample of Barney’s DNA!

  7. McGehee says:

    A second later, Bush acted instinctively — with the result that he got a Barney-shaped scar on his forehead.

  8. Jason says:

    Air Force, huh? We gotta stick together, we’ll make the Marines clean up after Barney. HAHA! Just kiddin’! Pick up that poo.

  9. Scott_T says:

    In what would be one of the earliest tradgies of 2005, President George W. Bush would stumble on the 1st step of a rain-soaked red carpet of the stairway to Air Force One (thus bringing ridicule upon him later in life ala Gerald Ford), landing upon Barney, his beloved dog, smashing him flat, yet saving his body from harm.

    Barney’s ouligy read in the Rose Garden would be:

    “Gave his brave yet young life to bring in the Mandate of GWB’s 2nd Term.”

  10. TaleStalker says:

    “hey one of you boy’s got a baggie, those Marines are
    pissed!

  11. KipEsquire says:

    Sorry ’bout that airman…I’m sure we can find some money in the Defense Appropriations Bill to get ya a new pair of shoes…

  12. Hermoine says:

    “Anybody know how a doggone muff works?”

  13. Tig says:

    ‘Scuse Barney’s little mishap, boys. He jes’ heard that Reggie White died.

  14. Sgt Fluffy says:

    They’re ready for inspection Major Barney.

  15. Lij says:

    President Bush comments on the slippery slope ahead, “don’t worry Barney, it’s still don’t ask, don’t tell!”

  16. Airmen O’Malley and Perez now understand what John Kerry meant when he said that “if given a second term, George W. Bush will screw the pooch.”

  17. Dougrc says:

    Gentlemen, if Barney raises his leg, it is not a salute. Consider permission to take three steps back already granted.

  18. Be glad I won, boys. Otherwise, you’d be picking Teresa’s crap up off of the tarmac.

  19. I know Barney’s a boy and all but …

    Under his breath Airman O’Malley whispers to Airman Perez, “I’d rather salute this bitch than that thing John Kerry married.”

  20. Bithead says:

    Look, Dubya, I don’t CARE who cleaned the plane when… I’m tellin’ ya.. I can still smell that idiot, Buddy in there, and I ain’t goin’ IN there, OK?

  21. Chortle says:

    W – “I just wonder if shampoo-in ‘Just For Men’ would restore my hair to your color again, Barney old boy.”