Caption Contest

Time for The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

I was tempted to use the Randy Moss moon picture, but . . .

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Scott P says:

    Now, Mr. Guard, I’ll show you something I like to call the 69th position. I bet that will get a rise out of you…

  2. Zed says:

    Guard is thinking, “Now I know how the Nazi’s felt when they were visited by southern women at the American prisoner camps.”

  3. Scott_T says:

    So your a Beefeater too huh? Too bad, we could of had fun.

  4. Monk says:

    There’s nothing sexier than a ballerina with a festering corn on her foot, is there, Mr. Guard?

  5. Ingress says:

    “And after my arabesque, I’ll bend over like so and you very slowly perform a tondue. Ready?
    En garde.”

  6. Kenny says:

    “Oooh … is that a bayonet on your assault rifle or are you just happy to see me?”

  7. McGehee says:

    “What a coincidence, Miss. You have a lot of starch in your skirt, and I have a lot of starch up my…”

  8. Jay Tea says:

    Following long-standing procedure, Corporal Eddington (right) refused to be relieved from his post when he realized that Sergeant Chesterfield (left) had reported for duty out of uniform again.


  9. McTrip says:

    “OK, guardsman, a deal is a deal : you’ve bared your bearskin, now I’ll lend you my leotard….”

  10. Chris M says:

    Everyone around here is so stiff!

  11. Bithead says:

    Kinda neat how I manage to do this without a subway vent, huh?

  12. Duffer says:

    A`sure sign that U.K. defence spending cuts are serious – at the changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace today a soldier of the Grenadier Guards is replaced by a masseuse from 1st Btn. The Prince of Wales Own Organic Wafer Biscuits.

  13. Hodink says:

    “My dad plays the bagpipes. It’s traditional to not wear underpants underneath the kilt. I’m starting a new ballet tradition. So, soldier, any traditions in your family?”

  14. Masked Menace© says:

    After realizing the ballerina was turned ever so slightly too far the wrong way, Major Stifas Abored, thought to himself, “Sometimes, I really hate my job”.

  15. Bithead says:

    Attempt #2:

    “I think this ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ thing is working well, don’t you?”

  16. Dougrc says:

    Attempting to emulate her hero, magician David Copperfield, Karen the “Human Sawmill” attempts to bisect her first Beefeater.

  17. Cricket says:

    If I relevai, will you do a grand jete?

    Do you like it fouette?

  18. Loon says:

    It was indeed their differing perspectives of career development that led to the split between Brad and Jennifer.

  19. Crerar says:

    Impersonating the Queen of England with an impressive royal gown and tierra, Margaret Stiffwit of Cornwall, was within inches of fooling palace guards until she was halted by a severe toe cramp.

  20. Chrees says:

    Does this outfit make my rear look fat?

  21. melvin toast says:

    I don’t need a nutcracker. I’ll show you how I crack nuts!

  22. Anna S. says:

    These slippers are killing me; next time you be the sugar plum fairy and I’ll be the nutcracker.