Outside the Beltway

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1. Brandon says:
   Monday, 17 January 2005 at 08:51

   As with every parent at some point in their life, Jack realized his child, too, isn’t perfect.
2. McGehee says:
   Monday, 17 January 2005 at 09:19

   Thank God for the bracelets, or we wouldn’t be able to tell them apart.
3. Myopist says:
   Monday, 17 January 2005 at 09:28

   Sorry, can’t hear you over our bracelets screaming “LAME!!!!!”
4. Dorian says:
   Monday, 17 January 2005 at 10:29

   Image, all the attention you crave without the hassle of a tattoo, piercing or green hair.
5. Laurence Simon says:
   Monday, 17 January 2005 at 10:33

   Apparently, there’s a backorder of “I’m With Stupid” T-Shirts that have the arrow pointing upwards.
6. Mflorence says:
   Monday, 17 January 2005 at 10:49

   So, what did you do with the Super Glue remover?
7. Hodink says:
   Monday, 17 January 2005 at 11:19

   A Must Have – For the families who cancel out each other’s vote.
8. Hermoine says:
   Monday, 17 January 2005 at 11:25

   The new production of CATS could not afford the elaborate costumes so the characters wear a bracelet and the Playbill shows a picture of how they should look.
9. sortapundit says:
   Monday, 17 January 2005 at 12:29

   You take the blue bracelet, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red bracelet, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes…. Remember, all I’m offering is the truth, nothing more….
10. John says:
    Monday, 17 January 2005 at 12:33

    Further proof that rich old Republicans get all the good booty.
11. Sgt Fluffy says:
    Monday, 17 January 2005 at 14:12

    WWID
    “What Would Idiots Do”
12. Scott_T says:
    Monday, 17 January 2005 at 16:30

    Dr. Robert (Bob to his friends) Greene [right]: I have recent captured this female of the Democratic species [left] and attached a blue locator tag to her left arm.

    I shall release her back into the wild then study her continuously for 1 year. Observe her interactions with tagged Republican (red) banded people for our research experiment to see if Democrats and Republicans are in fact two sub-species of what we are currently calling an “American” person.

    I’d like to end this interview with expressing my appreciation to Carl Rove for the funding of this research.
13. Purple Raider says:
    Monday, 17 January 2005 at 18:18

    Anchors Aweigh
14. Ingress says:
    Tuesday, 18 January 2005 at 08:59

    Why is it you can sue Wendy’s if you get fat, Marlboro if you get cancer, but you can’t sue Coors for all the ugly people you slept with?

    New armbands identify culprits. Top Eight are Red/Bud, Blue/Jack Daniels, Orange/Miller, White/Coors, Green/Absolut, Yellow/Bacardi & Jose Cuervo, Purple/Jello Shots, Black/Mike’s Hard Lemonade
15. Dougrc says:
    Tuesday, 18 January 2005 at 17:43

    Here’s a new fad any nerd can get into, no matter what their age.
16. Chortle says:
    Tuesday, 18 January 2005 at 22:05

    “Ohhhhh, you two have it sooooo easy. I can hardly see my arm anymore what with my Kabbalah red string, my Lance Armstrong Livestrong bracelet, my Prince Harry swastika armband, my Puppy Love Charm Bracelet, my pink wristband for the Breast Cancer Research Foundation, my other yellow “Support Our Troops” bracelet, my red one from the Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids and guess what? My favorite is my Chicago Cub wristband that says BELIEVE.”
17. Masked Menace© says:
    Wednesday, 19 January 2005 at 12:55

    Carrot Top and James Garner agree that neither one should be seen by anyone, at any time.
18. Loon says:
    Thursday, 20 January 2005 at 10:12

    Fenella “No-Fingers” Fellatini blew her audition for a part in The Sopranos, which may be why she is to take a starring role next season.