Caption Contest

Time for The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Jaime Puebla)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bithead says:

    Attempt #1:
    For God’s sake, take the thing out before it crosses our path!

    Attempt #2:
    Mike Dukakas meets the enemy

    Attempt #3:
    The local animal control unit tries out the new vehicle dontaed to them by the Army. Said Officer John Catchdog, “Hey, the milage sucks, but it does give you lots of security against attacking lions”. When it was pointed out that no lions had been spotted, a rather relieved Officer Catchdog responded “See? It’s working already!”

  2. OJ says:

    Captain, we got that filthy dog Zarqawi!

  3. gerald Flem says:


  4. Wine-a-holic says:

    Toto, we’re not in Kansas anymore.

  5. Crerar says:

    King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
    Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One puppy stew comin’ right up!

  6. Rachel Edith says:

    President Bush made that surprise visit to the troops last week. Scheduling glitches resulted in presidential dog, Barney, being left behind in a fox hole. Barney emerged today none the worse for wear. After de-briefing in Germany, the dog will be reunited with the Commander-in-Chief.

  7. Making the world safe for puppies… and stuff.

  8. McGehee says:

    Corporal: “Sarge, I don’t mind walking the battalion mascot, but wouldn’t it make more sense to walk him on base?”

    Sergeant: “After all the work we just put in policing the area, ain’t no way I’m letting that mutt do his business on the headquarters lawn!”

  9. Mythilt says:

    “I’ll get you!!! and your little dog too!”

  10. “We meet again, Teddy Salad.”

  11. Myopist says:

    Swear to God, if it cocks a leg I’m shooting it. I spent four hours washing this tank.

  12. Kate says:

    “Ontario Provincial Police Pit Bull Task Force declares false alarm – stands down”

  13. Scott_T says:

    Sgt Y.Goldman tries to convince himself that the Palestinians were really attempting to train suicide dogs for use against the Isrealis.

    He just couldn’t belief it when he spotted ‘Skippy’ walking across the border.

  14. Neal says:

    “As soon as the innocents are out of the way, fire.”

  15. Crerar says:

    Iraqi insurgents adept to covert operations mistakenly build a 1/72 scale Trojan Puppy.

  16. Roger says:

    “That is correct sir, I am requesting to know the rules of engagement for this situation.”


    “Bark once if you are a friendly dog, bark twice if you are with the insurgents.”


    Nope, no WMDs here.

  17. Roger says:

    “I told you not to use the grenade to play toss with the dog. I hope you kept the pin in.”

    “You mean this pin?”


  18. Kent says:


  19. Dougrc says:

    Reminiscent of the 1989 Tianenmen Square incident, Fluffy stood her ground for half an hour before slowly backing out of the way of the advancing tanks.

  20. You know, I’ve ALWAYS been a cat person. Hmm; I’ve got an idea.

  21. Cowboy Blob says:

    Aim good, Maynard. Them thangs charge when they’re wounded.

  22. What is it boy? The Palestinians are stuck down a well? I’m sorry, you need a bulldozer for that. Try the next troop station.

  23. Scott P says:

    Rachel Corrie had a dog? Who knew?

    (I know, it was a bulldozer but funny is funny…)

  24. Scott P says:

    Fido wanted to protest in Tienneman Square but wisely realized he’d be quickly eaten.

  25. Harry says:

    Tank Commander Ralph Watkins winces as he realizes he has unwittingly let loose the dog of war.

  26. Loon says:

    “Sarge, reckon it’s the only pussy we’re gonna see today……”

  27. Jim says:

    I’ll get you’ll Abu Omar al-Kurdi…and your little Dog too.

  28. Cybrludite says:

    Well armed Delta Green operatives are lulled into a fatal sense of security by the apparent harmlessness of Nyarlehotep’s current avatar.

  29. Jufray says:

    Insurgents devise clever new ways to disguise roadside I.E.D’s.

  30. Dodd says:

    Robert Prather escalates his demand for tips.

  31. melvint toast says:

    Wait…. Lassie is trying to tell us something! Uncle Petrie’s at the flop house with grandma Ellen!

  32. melvint toast says:

    Dog tag? I don’t need no stinkin dog tag!

  33. McTrip says:

    “Cap’n, if you let me use the 50 cal. on it I’ll show you how to make it go “WOOF”.

  34. Unfortunately, the tryouts for the new Target Dog Mascot turned out quite differently than expected.

  35. Jufray says:

    Rumsfeld said…”shoot the bitch”.

  36. LJD says:

    “I think he’s gettin’ ready to leave a road-side bomb!”

  37. Maggie says:

    Barney, what have you done with Miss Beasley?

  38. Mythilt says:

    Puppies…the only thing that can stop a modern military vehicle in its tracks.

  39. Sgt Fluffy says:

    Bad Dog! don’t make me come over there!

  40. Hodink says:

    Behind every successful president is a surprised dog.

  41. Hans Mahler says:

    they’re always up to something. . . those american dogs.

  42. Roark Doubt says:

    Hold Fire! …It’s not a FRENCH poodle.
    OK Sarge, but if I aim 3 feet higher, I can get the Imbeded Photographer.
    What do you mean “Its Uday.” I thought they don’t believe in reincarnation.

  43. Ingress says:

    The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.