Monday, January 24, 2005
Time for The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
For God’s sake, take the thing out before it crosses our path!
Mike Dukakas meets the enemy
The local animal control unit tries out the new vehicle dontaed to them by the Army. Said Officer John Catchdog, “Hey, the milage sucks, but it does give you lots of security against attacking lions”. When it was pointed out that no lions had been spotted, a rather relieved Officer Catchdog responded “See? It’s working already!”
Captain, we got that filthy dog Zarqawi!
BE CAREFUL, IT MIGHT BE LOADED
Toto, we’re not in Kansas anymore.
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One puppy stew comin’ right up!
President Bush made that surprise visit to the troops last week. Scheduling glitches resulted in presidential dog, Barney, being left behind in a fox hole. Barney emerged today none the worse for wear. After de-briefing in Germany, the dog will be reunited with the Commander-in-Chief.
Making the world safe for puppies… and stuff.
Corporal: “Sarge, I don’t mind walking the battalion mascot, but wouldn’t it make more sense to walk him on base?”
Sergeant: “After all the work we just put in policing the area, ain’t no way I’m letting that mutt do his business on the headquarters lawn!”
“I’ll get you!!! and your little dog too!”
“We meet again, Teddy Salad.”
Swear to God, if it cocks a leg I’m shooting it. I spent four hours washing this tank.
“Ontario Provincial Police Pit Bull Task Force declares false alarm – stands down”
Sgt Y.Goldman tries to convince himself that the Palestinians were really attempting to train suicide dogs for use against the Isrealis.
He just couldn’t belief it when he spotted ‘Skippy’ walking across the border.
“As soon as the innocents are out of the way, fire.”
Iraqi insurgents adept to covert operations mistakenly build a 1/72 scale Trojan Puppy.
“That is correct sir, I am requesting to know the rules of engagement for this situation.”
“Bark once if you are a friendly dog, bark twice if you are with the insurgents.”
Nope, no WMDs here.
“I told you not to use the grenade to play toss with the dog. I hope you kept the pin in.”
“You mean this pin?”
Reminiscent of the 1989 Tianenmen Square incident, Fluffy stood her ground for half an hour before slowly backing out of the way of the advancing tanks.
You know, I’ve ALWAYS been a cat person. Hmm; I’ve got an idea.
Aim good, Maynard. Them thangs charge when they’re wounded.
What is it boy? The Palestinians are stuck down a well? I’m sorry, you need a bulldozer for that. Try the next troop station.
Rachel Corrie had a dog? Who knew?
(I know, it was a bulldozer but funny is funny…)
Fido wanted to protest in Tienneman Square but wisely realized he’d be quickly eaten.
Tank Commander Ralph Watkins winces as he realizes he has unwittingly let loose the dog of war.
“Sarge, reckon it’s the only pussy we’re gonna see today……”
I’ll get you’ll Abu Omar al-Kurdi…and your little Dog too.
Well armed Delta Green operatives are lulled into a fatal sense of security by the apparent harmlessness of Nyarlehotep’s current avatar.
Insurgents devise clever new ways to disguise roadside I.E.D’s.
Robert Prather escalates his demand for tips.
Wait…. Lassie is trying to tell us something! Uncle Petrie’s at the flop house with grandma Ellen!
Dog tag? I don’t need no stinkin dog tag!
“Cap’n, if you let me use the 50 cal. on it I’ll show you how to make it go “WOOF”.
Unfortunately, the tryouts for the new Target Dog Mascot turned out quite differently than expected.
Rumsfeld said…”shoot the bitch”.
“I think he’s gettin’ ready to leave a road-side bomb!”
Barney, what have you done with Miss Beasley?
Puppies…the only thing that can stop a modern military vehicle in its tracks.
Bad Dog! don’t make me come over there!
Behind every successful president is a surprised dog.
they’re always up to something. . . those american dogs.
Hold Fire! …It’s not a FRENCH poodle.
OK Sarge, but if I aim 3 feet higher, I can get the Imbeded Photographer.
What do you mean “Its Uday.” I thought they don’t believe in reincarnation.
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
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