Monday, February 7, 2005
Time for The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Dean supporters sing his praises.
The Clown College Glee Club sings their fight song, “Send in the Clowns.”
And with their song ended, the Insane Clown Posse was off on another murderous rampage.
Republican moles, cleverly disguised as Democrat party bigwigs, gleefully endorse Dean as DNC Chairman
Among the many tests that prospective Democrat contenders for the party’s nomination in 2008 must now undergo is synchronised “deaning” : igniting popular interest with a rebel yell.
Sam, maybe it’s just because we went to Minas Tirith and Rivendell and Moria and everything, but I gotta tell you: Hobbit ceremonial wedding costumes suck ass.
The Kerry Inaugural Choir looking surprisingly cheerful considering………
French Special Forces plan for deployment in Darfur.
The Carnival Quartet practice before their audition at the World Barbershop Quartet competition held at an off-off-off Broadway The-a-ter.
“…and the most important value of all in our organization: ‘In all things, dignity!‘”
Kerry supporters and the magic, lucky hat!
And remember the shiny side goes inside, as otherwise the decorations won’t stick to the tin foil.
Sporting updated duds to kick off their 2005 reunion tour, DEVO performs an acapella version of “Uncontrollable Urge.”
We represent the Lolipop Guild, the Lolipop Guild, the Lolipop Guild.
“No one expects …
The Spanish Inquisition.”
Attempt#1: Logically, the explorers assumed, the canibals would never attack them.
Attempt #2: Hi! I’m Boppo!
Attempt #3:Microsoft goes public announcing the latest version of Windows.
Attempt #4 With this picture, the world now better understands why the Democrats are a few clowns short of a circus.
Attempt #5: Wheezo, Boppo, Bongo, and Beeper celebrate the successful demonstration of the first rapid- fire Clown Machine Cannon.
Bonus Attempt #6: The next logical extension of liberalised definition of ‘being married’.
The remnants of the Eagles victory party.
Faced with a growing problem, Congress once again begins getting pressure to ban reproductive clowning.
Osama’s latest spin-off effort: Al-Gayda.
the 85th Moonbat brigade rally in song before the attack the blogs.
French Special Forces troops compare notes about their new desert camoflague uniforms designed by Christian Lacroix.
Fortunately for the photographer, the Swiss Guards projectile vomit squad had exhausted their supply of ammunition.
Al-Zarquawi decides that drunken infidel suicide bombers are worse than no suicide bombers at all after he sees the results of his first-ever recruiting push in New Orleans during Mardi Gras.
While kneeling in the traditional initiation ceremony, male Democtrats prepare for their “money shot”.
“Remember how I told you that I have some lunatic friends and how they’d do anything to embarrass me? Well, look outside.”
The demographics from Detroit suggested that the ‘ALL NEW Four Tops’ revival tour would be a tough sell……
The new recruits for Paris brigade of the French Foreign Legion sport their new United Nations uniforms as they prepare for extended deployment to Nice. Viva la….oh forget it!
Senate Liberal Democrats heckle Swarzeneggar over Girly Men remark
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