Caption Contest
Rodney Dill
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Thursday, February 10, 2005
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48 comments
Time for The Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(ripped off Acquired from Tig, I think>
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Update: New contest here. More contests will be linked on the weekend OTB Caption Jam.
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
Man! **snaps fingers** I got the wrong size dog for the collar I got for Christmas!
I sure hope that this dog grows into it.
Don’t let the size fool you. Killer more than earn his name. Why, he’ll even give the Killer Rabbit from the Holy Grail a run for their money in terms of viciousness.
New DNC chairman Howard Dean unveils the new Democratic party mascot in an effort to convince voters that they, too, can be just as tough on national security issues as the Republicans.
#1: Ya see… I’ve been sick…..
#2: And then we’re going to Tennesee, and New York and then to Vermont and then to Maine…. Yaaaaggghhhhhhhh!
(In Monty Python tone)
Well, that’s no ORDINARY Chihuahua!
“And today, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice urged North Korea to return to talks.”
….and, for afters, Killer gets some pussy….
Kim Jong-Il reveals his true self for the first time
Killer, Your dinner is served.
Yo Quiero Taco Bell, I need a bigger burrito.
Yo quiero el gato!
[I want the cat!]
Big Dogs Clothing & Accessories CEO, Killer, has announced a new line of bowls. Seen here, the Napoleon Line.
You’ve heard of feeder rats for pet snakes? You should see what I feed MY dog!
Some say you should attack the throat, others, they prefer the arm or the goin. I’m an ankle man myself.
groin! damnit
My newest disguise is working according to plan.
*I thought I had seen this particular phote before.
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
The Marines wouldn’t let Gen. Mattis have a Rottweiler.
Two days after Pee Wee’s “prank Poo”, Killer made a small, black, hairy pile in the back yard.
Eason Jordon provides this revealing photo of a U.S. Marine Corps mascot, which apparently earned its name at the expense of a CNN reporter.
John Kerry’s Tour of Duty in ‘Nam.
Here kitty kitty kitty…
Riffing on Steve’s caption:
“I tell ya, it’s damned fun killin’ some people. I like a good brawl… it’s a helluva hoot” said the vicious mastiff, blood and saliva dripping from its jowels as it strained to escape from the shock collar that barely contained its maniacal rage.
No photo was provided with the CNN news story.
A Marine Corps police dog, built to politically-correct specifications.
In its ill-fated attempt to head off the practice of arming airline pilots, the FAA experimented with compact attack dogs small enough to fit in overhead compartments, documents obtained by DRUDGE REPORT reveal.
DEVELOPING…
Tired of all the jokes about his size, Jerry takes acrap in Killer’s dish.
“Killer, why are you looking at me like that and drooling…?”
Small, But Deadly.
So, Killer, who pooped in your Purina this morning?
Eventually, the cost of 3 chihuahuas a day for Killer proved prohibitive, and Popsy was forced to give up her beloved pet.
Al Franken prepares his upcoming candidacy for the US Senate at Howard Dean’s behest… Arrooooooooh!!!
When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do.
Andrea’s caption is too good to compete with.
Ego problems? Remember, size doesn’t matter.
PETA’s new ad campaign confused everyone.
“Chopper, sick balls”
Okay, this may be way too obscure but:
“Kill ‘er?” asked the confused David Berkowitz. “But why?”
Yo gangsta’s. Al Pacino / Scarface:
“Seh hello t’m little frennn…….”
Killer was admonished for his statements that “sometimes, it’s fun to bite people.”
Not only was Killer’s lunch waiting – it was getting bored.
OJ Simpson realized that his quest to find the real Killer was finally at an end.
Poor Pepe did not know it was a dog eat dog world yet.
Looks like the SouthBeach diet works better than I thoght it would!
1) Looks like the SouthBeach diet works better than I thought it would.
Add water… makes it’s own sauce.
John Kerry, war hero.
I hope to be an Great Dane when I growup after eating more Kibbles ‘n Bits ! More the same , Please !
I hope to be an Great Dane when I growup after eating more Kibbles ‘n Bits ! More the same , Please !