Caption Contest

Time for The Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(ripped off Acquired from Tig, I think>

Winners will be announced Monday PM

Update: New contest here. More contests will be linked on the weekend OTB Caption Jam.

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Scott_T says:

    Man! **snaps fingers** I got the wrong size dog for the collar I got for Christmas!

    I sure hope that this dog grows into it.

  2. BigFire says:

    Don’t let the size fool you. Killer more than earn his name. Why, he’ll even give the Killer Rabbit from the Holy Grail a run for their money in terms of viciousness.

  3. Mark says:

    New DNC chairman Howard Dean unveils the new Democratic party mascot in an effort to convince voters that they, too, can be just as tough on national security issues as the Republicans.

  4. Bithead says:

    #1: Ya see… I’ve been sick…..

    #2: And then we’re going to Tennesee, and New York and then to Vermont and then to Maine…. Yaaaaggghhhhhhhh!

  5. Chadwick says:

    (In Monty Python tone)

    Well, that’s no ORDINARY Chihuahua!

  6. Hodink says:

    “And today, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice urged North Korea to return to talks.”

  7. McTrip says:

    ….and, for afters, Killer gets some pussy….

  8. caltechgirl says:

    Kim Jong-Il reveals his true self for the first time

  9. Anna S. says:

    Killer, Your dinner is served.

  10. Roger says:

    Yo Quiero Taco Bell, I need a bigger burrito.

  11. Yo quiero el gato!

    [I want the cat!]

  12. Rachel Edith says:

    Big Dogs Clothing & Accessories CEO, Killer, has announced a new line of bowls. Seen here, the Napoleon Line.

  13. Chrees says:

    You’ve heard of feeder rats for pet snakes? You should see what I feed MY dog!

  14. Tim Worstall says:

    Some say you should attack the throat, others, they prefer the arm or the goin. I’m an ankle man myself.

  15. Tim Worstall says:

    groin! damnit

  16. Tig says:

    My newest disguise is working according to plan.

    *I thought I had seen this particular phote before.

  17. Rita Rudner & Ingress says:

    “I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”

  18. McGehee says:

    The Marines wouldn’t let Gen. Mattis have a Rottweiler.

  19. The Doctor says:

    Two days after Pee Wee’s “prank Poo”, Killer made a small, black, hairy pile in the back yard.

  20. SteveL says:

    Eason Jordon provides this revealing photo of a U.S. Marine Corps mascot, which apparently earned its name at the expense of a CNN reporter.

  21. John Kerry’s Tour of Duty in ‘Nam.

  22. Dougrc says:

    Here kitty kitty kitty…

  23. Cassandra says:

    Riffing on Steve’s caption:

    “I tell ya, it’s damned fun killin’ some people. I like a good brawl… it’s a helluva hoot” said the vicious mastiff, blood and saliva dripping from its jowels as it strained to escape from the shock collar that barely contained its maniacal rage.

    No photo was provided with the CNN news story.

  24. Cassandra says:

    A Marine Corps police dog, built to politically-correct specifications.

  25. McGehee says:

    In its ill-fated attempt to head off the practice of arming airline pilots, the FAA experimented with compact attack dogs small enough to fit in overhead compartments, documents obtained by DRUDGE REPORT reveal.


  26. spd rdr says:

    Tired of all the jokes about his size, Jerry takes acrap in Killer’s dish.

  27. McGehee says:

    “Killer, why are you looking at me like that and drooling…?”

  28. Kent says:

    Small, But Deadly.

  29. So, Killer, who pooped in your Purina this morning?

  30. Anderson says:

    Eventually, the cost of 3 chihuahuas a day for Killer proved prohibitive, and Popsy was forced to give up her beloved pet.

  31. OneDrummer says:

    Al Franken prepares his upcoming candidacy for the US Senate at Howard Dean’s behest… Arrooooooooh!!!

  32. melvin toast says:

    When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do.

  33. Andrea’s caption is too good to compete with.

  34. Ego problems? Remember, size doesn’t matter.

  35. Jufray says:

    PETA’s new ad campaign confused everyone.

  36. “Chopper, sick balls”

  37. Okay, this may be way too obscure but:

    “Kill ‘er?” asked the confused David Berkowitz. “But why?”

  38. Jufray says:

    Yo gangsta’s. Al Pacino / Scarface:

    “Seh hello t’m little frennn…….”

  39. Roger says:

    Killer was admonished for his statements that “sometimes, it’s fun to bite people.”

  40. Not only was Killer’s lunch waiting – it was getting bored.

  41. physics geek says:

    OJ Simpson realized that his quest to find the real Killer was finally at an end.

  42. Crerar says:

    Poor Pepe did not know it was a dog eat dog world yet.

  43. sn5054 says:

    Looks like the SouthBeach diet works better than I thoght it would!

  44. sn5054 says:

    1) Looks like the SouthBeach diet works better than I thought it would.

  45. Jufray says:

    Add water… makes it’s own sauce.

  46. McCain says:

    John Kerry, war hero.

  47. Bubba Smith says:

    I hope to be an Great Dane when I growup after eating more Kibbles ‘n Bits ! More the same , Please !

  48. Bubba Smith says:

    I hope to be an Great Dane when I growup after eating more Kibbles ‘n Bits ! More the same , Please !