Caption Contest
Time for The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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Time for The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Universal Studios began auditions, today, for the part of Mo Howard in an upcoming Three Stooges movie.
Frank didn’t quite understand the meaning of the term “chiselled abs.”
New chest hair removal techique could prove risky..More studies needed!
As in other medical fields, the third world shows us some low-tech ways to accomplish breast enlargement.
Force equals mass times acceleration?
Man invents the wheel.
(Ok, ok, malleable while unyielding became the better prototype but you had to start somewhere.)
Tom tries to learn about other cultures. It was a choice between this one swift thwack or eating a bowl of goat testicles.
The Ultimate Fitness Program. No Equipment Required. Beware the Dangers of Weight Training. Get Fit Fast Master Your Own Bodyweight.
Following the success of Buns of Steel; the inevitable sequal is currently being filmed.
#1
Heck yeah I have AFLAC, why?
#2
Drill Instructor: Awright maggots!, stomach in! Chest out! Hoo ya!!!!
#3
Hammer swinger: “Trust me, this will hurt you more than me.”
#4
And here, we’ve exchanged the fly swatter for a sledgehammer. Let’s see if Bobby notices the difference.
Under FDA supervision, “Vicks Hammer-Thud” decongestant advances to the human testing stage.
No matter how hard and how often the Pjyamastani blog-torturer pounded his fragile torso, Dan Rather’s stunt double declined to spill his guts on the source of the fake memos.
Archive photo : A youthful Lt.jg John Forbes Kerry works on getting his fourth purple heart in as many months……
How do you like your spare ribs done ?
Body piercing comes to India.
Just weeks after Castro promised the best doctors Cuba could offer, they have already arrived to offer much needed support to areas damaged by the tsunami.
Re-enacting the Bible story of how God harvested a rib from Adam to make Eve.
“Oh no, that’s next door. It’s being-pounded-in-the-chest lessons in here.”
Razib was thinking: “If this cure works for Arun, maybe we can get rich by selling it to Mick Jagger.”
The first experimental defibulator proved less than successful.
Ya see, over here we have a different meaning for the phrase “Gettin’ hammered’….
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
I see there are no real cowboys here, that man is definitely in training for bulldogging. Unfortunately, I have no caption.
The annual Whack-A-Lib for charity event opened this weekend. For just $1 you get a chance to pound the rib cage of a liberal whenever a “color word” is espoused. Some words include: imperialist, occupying force, bushilter, moveon, “hail to the thief”, and 2042.
Fore!
The doctor and volunteer in early testing of what would later become The Heimlich Maneuver
I’d heard that “chest-pounding” was a typical expression of machismo but I had no idea that this was what they meant.
“hey y’all, watch this!”
Bloggers Boot Camp gets underway in the Indian state of Punjab this week. Here, cadets are trained in the latest techniques used to screen trolls in user comments…
Betcha can’t knock the chip off my shoulder!
Ring the bell, win a prize.
Tired of being mistaken for a woman, Glen had his DD’s fixed.
Professional A….holes – Do NOT try this at home.
Sheldon was skeptical of Milt’s promises, but he’d try anything to get rid of the hiccups.
“If I had a hammer …”
“British Navy seeks alternatives to whipping with a cat-o-nine-tails in light of new attitude toward gays.”
“Despite having been unsuccessful on the three previous plays, Ed again attempts to deflect the hammer from sticking his face with the chest deflection defense.”
Clear!