Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

Don’t forget to check out The Yippee-Ki-Yay! caption contest, and the Deadpool Picture of the Day has a pic here and here
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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Myopist says:

    Who knew that seeing a Bush wearing a green tie would make that poor demonstrator’s head explode? – and, no, I am not a Scanner.


    PS: OK, that was a pretty stupid entry.

  2. Fersboo says:

    D’oh! I could have had a V8!

  3. LJD says:

    The reaction a liberal reporter gets when he asks:

    “Have you heard that scientists have established a connection between the policy of the Bush administration and the devastating Florida hurricane season?”

  4. Eric says:

    Who knew Jeff Gannon had a brother?

  5. Micah says:

    Reporter: “So what are your plans for the future?”
    Bush: “Duh!! The Presidency!!

  6. Governor Jeb Bush, at a “Jeb 2008” rally, was caught unprepared when the buxom blonde in the front row flashed him.

  7. Crerar says:

    No that wasn’t me – who smelt it dealt it.

  8. Timmer says:

    Mr Govenor, who has better rides, Universal Studios or Disney World?

  9. Hermoine says:

    “Will I run for President? Dunno. Sure worked for my dad and my brother. You might say it’s the family business!”

  10. Chris Short says:

    Who’s Terri Schiavo?

  11. McGehee says:

    The question was, “Governor, have you ever been to that Kinko’s in Abilene?”

  12. The WASP says:


    How wide is Hillary’s but going to get?

  13. The WASP says:


    Hey jeb do your best impression of Al Franken answering a intelligent question.

  14. Kenny says:

    ¡Mis amigos, no comen refried habas!

  15. Scott_T says:

    Reporter: So Mr. Governor, who straightened your tie, and are you going to fire her?

    J.Bush: I don’t know…. And how do you know it was a woman? Carlos, my stylist (with a gay lit in his voice), is now going to be in a funk the rest of the week because of that quest—. [falling silent, realizing he had just put a very big foot into his own mouth]

  16. Rodney Dill says:

    “I thought my brother said he wanted to smoke Wead, so I killed the b*st*rd. How was I to know that wasn’t what he meant.”

  17. Dougrc says:

    Why’d George get to be President first? Mom always liked him better; go figure…

  18. Carlos says:

    Gee, gosh, I dunno…go ask my brother. He’s the brains of this outfit.

  19. McTrip says:

    Unfortunately for his evil scheme to continue to control the presidency beyond 2008, at that particular moment director James Cameron [seen in background right] accidentally hit the pause button on his remote controlled, life-size Jebdoll.

  20. Loon says:

    “How are my chances in ’08…..? Well, at least I don’t chauffeur my campaign assistants home by way of the everglades……”

  21. Jufray says:

    “Charley? … Frances? … Ivan? … or Jeanne?”

  22. Jufray says:

    “Rodney Dill?”

  23. Lisa Y says:

    “So I forgot to wear pants. It happens, okay???!!”

  24. “Will the real Bush Shady please stand up?”

  25. Chrees says:

    “My Jerry Lewis is OK, but you should see me do Sammy Davis Jr!”

  26. “Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?”

  27. Hodink says:

    “Consequences, schmonsequences.”