Outside the Beltway

Comments

1. Maggie says:
   Monday, 14 March 2005 at 07:49

   The American Kennel Club has officially announced the approval of a new canine breed: The Howard Dean.
2. Steven Taylor says:
   Monday, 14 March 2005 at 08:02

   The Borg were not as fearsome in their earlier incarnation.
3. Laurence Simon says:
   Monday, 14 March 2005 at 08:08

   “Hello, DogStar?”
4. Misanthropyst says:
   Monday, 14 March 2005 at 08:11

   Blogging? Been there, done that, bought the collar…
5. Mark says:
   Monday, 14 March 2005 at 09:30

   “Don’t forget the Beggin’ Strips, Ma!”
6. Bithead says:
   Monday, 14 March 2005 at 09:38

   And look! There’s a dog driving a bus! – Chief Wiggum

   BARFIGNUGEN: A dog in a volkswagen

   Most intense SUV testing ever; “Let’s see if the dog will eat it.”

   The newest installment of Harry the dog’s favorite game: “*NOW* guess where I did it!”

   Look, let’s not do poker again… BORING, ya know?
7. Hodink says:
   Monday, 14 March 2005 at 10:11

   “Shopping is so tedious but at least she doen’t expect me go with her anymore to hold her purse.”
8. Maggie says:
   Monday, 14 March 2005 at 10:38

   What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas!
9. Fuzzie says:
   Monday, 14 March 2005 at 11:06

   I can’t get enough of this clean air!
10. Scott T says:
    Monday, 14 March 2005 at 11:55

    I told you to get back here quicker, Dad!

    Your seats in here are turning yellow BTW.
11. Hermoine says:
    Monday, 14 March 2005 at 12:38

    I am Billy Joel’s chauffeur. No human would take the job because he always takes over the wheel at inauspicious times. Me, I just say, ‘Get in the back and sleep it off, Billy. I’m driving.'”
12. The Man says:
    Monday, 14 March 2005 at 20:37

    Sandy Hood quickly found out that 1) it is not wise to stick your head out of the sunroof and 2) the button that closes the sunroof on the 2003 Kia Sportage is on the center console.
13. Jim says:
    Monday, 14 March 2005 at 21:06

    The Worlds First Drive by Sniffing
14. Sgt Fluffy says:
    Monday, 14 March 2005 at 21:09

    Dammit Teresa, get back in the car!
15. dougrc says:
    Monday, 14 March 2005 at 22:50

    Trunk monkey!!? Hell, I’ve got a real security system!
16. Garry says:
    Monday, 14 March 2005 at 23:59

    HELP! I am stuck.
17. Jufray says:
    Tuesday, 15 March 2005 at 00:00

    RUMSFELD purchased the newest “up armored” H2 with optional siren.
18. Jufray says:
    Tuesday, 15 March 2005 at 00:10

    “I’m ready Mr. Clinton, I’m ready…
19. Rachel Edith says:
    Wednesday, 16 March 2005 at 18:01

    “Who let the dogs ?
    {woof, woof, woof, woof}
    Who let the dogs out?
    {woof, woof, woof, woof}”
20. T-Bone says:
    Monday, 21 March 2005 at 01:04

    Yo, Yo! S’up dogz!