Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Hodink says:

    “Hey Ma, how ya doin’? Just wanted to call and tell you that I have finally found the perfect woman for me. And whoa, can she ever hug good.”

  2. Kathy K says:

    Oh we’ll worship mighty Kali
    Though embracing her is folly
    She’s quite an armful, golly!
    And that’s good enough for me.

    Give me that old time religion…

  3. McGehee says:

    What is the sound of 40 hands clapping?

  4. McGehee says:

    Asian scientists demonstrate a fundamental misunderstanding of the right to bear arms.

  5. Cybrludite says:

    I wanna hold your haaaands, I wanna hold your hands!

  6. Maggie says:

    Sweet Caroline once again demonstrated the important of having “hands reaching out, touching hands, touching you, touching me.”

  7. Maggie says:

    “Where are all men, where are all men.

    Here we are, here we are.

    How are you this morning, very well we thank


  8. Maggie says:

    Discussion was fast and furious at the ASL convention held in Atlantic City earlier this week.

  9. Maggie says:

    Desperate Democrats have come up with a new solution to “show of hands” votes in the Congress.

  10. Maggie says:

    Suicide Bomber standing at the Gates of Hell: “No, no, no. Nobody said anything about 72 hands!!!!!”

  11. dougrc says:

    Chinese scientists report the first successful human cloning. There appear to be slight superficial differences with the original, but what he heck!

  12. T.Lung says:

    Yup, Rosie O’Donnel’s new massuese from Bangkok knew she’d have her hands full….

  13. Loon says:

    Say what you like about the expansiveness of the Mexican Wave, but wait until you see the compact precision of the Thai Wave.

  14. McTrip says:

    The further up the Irrawaddy River that the travelling production of “The Vagina Monologues” ventured, the more seemed to be just lost in translation……..

  15. McTrip says:

    “The King And All Twenty Of Us”

  16. Duffer says:

    ….”Twenty Brides For Twenty Brothers” ?

  17. Maniakes says:

    The New York Yankees have announced their starting pitcher for the opening game of the season. In a surprise move, they’re going with the 28 year old 40-hander…

  18. Bithead says:

    The photographer’s cover picture for the classic book “A Farewell to Arms” didn’t quite meet the publisher’s expectations.

  19. The study of the common centipede has rocked evolution to the core, showing that while most humans may have evolved from primates, the Chinese have evolved from the centipede.

  20. If you’re happy and you know it, please let me know so I can put some earplugs in first, okay?

  21. Myopist says:

    “And this is Agent Kanya, 007. As you might have guessed, hand-to-hand combat is one of her specialities…”

  22. Myopist says:

    (I would additionally like to note, just for the record, that the lameness of the pun is – for once – fully intended. It is a James Bond reference, after all.)

  23. Scott_T says:

    Quan, at “U-Pick-Colour” (must be said w/ Chinese accent) fainted when she saw her new customer walk in the door.

  24. The Man says:

    If I hear one more “can I give you a hand” joke”….

  25. yetanotherjohn says:

    “oooh! oooh! Pick me! Teacher, Pick me!

  26. Chrees says:

    We are still researching why shares of Lee Press On Nails surged in anticipation of their earnings release this week.

  27. Rodney Dill says:


    Agent Kanya

    Obviously her full name is Kanya Linda Hahn.

    nyuck nyuck nyuck

  28. mhking says:

    Meet Lady Speed Stick’s number one customer…

  29. Joyse says:

    May I have a show of hands please? Do we or don’t we have nuclear arms?

  30. S.K. says:

    A case against government hand-outs…

  31. Hermoine says:

    On sale at K-Mart, the improved version of the Goddess Shiva was introduced today by Donald Trump and Martha Stewart.

  32. Busby Bixley says:

    U Bin Tak-Kin was disappointed in his Parent’s Arranged Wedding to future fiance Shia Bee Reel Handdee (pictured)!U Bin’s is an avid Multiple Foot Worshiper !

  33. Busby Bixley says:

    Hey , Bunny ! I am not into being an Arms , man !I’m into being an Gams , man ! Kindly kick off those heels and dance barefoot for me, honey !!

  34. Sgt Fluffy says:

    Behold! the goddes of bitch slappin’

  35. Jufray says:


    Wide Receiver first picked.

  36. Lisa says:

    Presenting the Working Mom of the Year!!!