Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



(DoD photo by Tech. Sgt. Cherie A. Thurlby, U.S. Air Force.)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Relax, kids. I’ve only got animal porn on my computer.

  2. wavemaker says:

    Redhead: “Mr. Rumsfeld, sir, if you try to send us to North Korea without body armor, we’ll give you a wedgie.”

    (Blonde in front thinking…”wedgie nuthin, I’ll break his glasses!”)

    (Boy in hat thinking…”respect your elders…respect your elders…”)

  3. This Michael Jackson case has gotten a little out of hand.

  4. LJD says:

    Rumsfeld issues biological weapons alert after cub scout farts at press conference.

  5. Maggie says:

    OK, troops, you WILL ALL ENLIST upon turning 18. Uncle Sam wants YOU!

  6. Maggie says:

    Nothing makes my day more than seeing MEN IN UNIFORM!

  7. Maggie says:

    Rumsfeld has finally decided on a new Secretary of the Air Force.

  8. What’s the difference between Congress and the Cub Scouts? The Scouts have adult leadership.

  9. Brian J. says:

    As part of his transformation of the military, Rumsfeld introduces his new reconnaisannce teams.

  10. So, little Billy, are you glad you joined the VRWC Junior Minions? I see you have your “carried out evil bidding” merit badge already.

  11. RKrak says:

    Where are the hookers you promised?

  12. I see our minion traning program is working out nicely, Wolfy.

  13. Rodney Dill says:

    Scout: “What are you doing after this, Secretary Rumsfeld?”
    Rumsfeld: “I’m gonna bust the Tech. Sgt. that snapped this pic back down to Webelos.”

  14. Kenny says:

    “You go to war with the scouts you have … say … some journalist didn’t put you up to asking that question did they young feller?”

  15. bithead says:

    Rummy: So why are you the only one not in a cubscout uniform?

    Boy Scout: Because I’ve already Eaten my first Brownie….

  16. Roger says:

    Blonde boy in front: (sniff) (sniff), Dang, who cut the cheese?”

  17. Elisson says:

    “…and then the Scoutmaster said, ‘A Rumsfeld without rum is like a fish without a bicycle.’

    – No, I didn’t think it was funny, either.”

  18. So…have you ever seen a grown man naked?

  19. Chrees says:

    “I’m all for diversity, but who let the Irish in the Boy Scouts?”

  20. Chrees says:

    “Great. The ACLU is going to be all over me now because of this kid’s God and Country badge.”

  21. The Man says:

    Mr. Rumsfield, that reporter over there asked me to pose a question about our uparmored pinewood derby cars that you promised.

  22. Anderson says:

    “So, Timmy, how would you and your troop like to camp out at my cool base in Guantanamo Bay, where the Mann Act has no application whatsoever?”

  23. Ken says:

    Our way around the draft!

  24. Maniakes says:

    Eewwww! Old person smell!

  25. Eric says:

    Boy Scouts. It’s what’s for dinner.

  26. Roger says:

    Rummy suddenly realized the jokes about his Secret Service detail being a bunch of Cub Scouts weren’t jokes.

  27. Hodink says:

    “Yes sir, and in 3 years, perhaps sooner, you will finally be retired and one of us will emerge to replace you circa 2025.”

  28. Crerar says:

    Wipe that smirk off your face Red – a Brown Shirt bares his teeth like this.

  29. Duffer says:

    Hey Mr. Rumsfeld, you still recruiting for Abu Ghraib ?

  30. Loon says:

    “Hey, old man, just so you know – you put your hand anywhere near Diego’s butt and Stinker here in front of me will lock your vapours with one of his toxic shock specials……you got that ?”