Outside the Beltway

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1. Maggie says:
   Monday, 25 April 2005 at 06:22

   Honey, I shrunk Charles Blondin!
2. McGehee says:
   Monday, 25 April 2005 at 07:52

   Acupuncturist Dr. Tom Thumb prepares to treat a bad case of lotus elbow.
3. Brandon Jaynes says:
   Monday, 25 April 2005 at 08:14

   You know, the Chinese may have a point in complaining about Japanese history books. I mean, did Japan really enter China in 1931 to put on a series of circus shows?
4. Alan Kellogg says:
   Monday, 25 April 2005 at 09:43

   You’d better be real good, little man.
5. Hodink says:
   Monday, 25 April 2005 at 10:59

   “My stick is bigger than your stick.”
6. Alex Knapp says:
   Monday, 25 April 2005 at 11:10

   Best visual metaphor for relationships ever.
7. Kenny says:
   Monday, 25 April 2005 at 11:16

   “I can’t believe I drew Q-tip duty again.”

   – or –

   “Cootchie cootchie coo!”

   – or –

   “First we will ram this up the statues nose for the annual spring cleaning…”

   – or –

   With the era of disco hair gone, the epoch of hot pink warm-up suits seemingly forgotten and with only a largely useless stick left in his name, Raul decided to end it all. But first he knew he must say goodbye to his passionate marble lover.
8. Maniakes says:
   Monday, 25 April 2005 at 13:49

   Peter Jackson has announced that his next project will be both a movie version of the Greek myth “Pygmalion” and a remake of “Attack of the 50-Foot Tall Woman”.
9. Russell Newquist says:
   Monday, 25 April 2005 at 15:07

   “Prayin ta Buddha.. Prayin ta Buddha… Prayin ta Buddha… Hi Buddha… Prayin ta Buddha…”
10. Busby Bixley says:
    Monday, 25 April 2005 at 18:25

    Lotus Lolita says , Bring On The Roses , it’s my Birthday !
11. Busby Bixley says:
    Monday, 25 April 2005 at 18:26

    Bukake With Magic Wand On Princess XENA !
12. The Dread Pundit Bluto says:
    Monday, 25 April 2005 at 23:30

    It is a brilliant fruition of Beloved Leader’s rigor of attaching primary importance to military affairs that the revolutionary armed forces of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea could work military miracles which will shine through centuries.
13. John Burgess says:
    Tuesday, 26 April 2005 at 00:03

    “I don’t know how I got talked into pollinating the freaking lotus again!”
14. Yuko Wantu Takeuchi says:
    Tuesday, 26 April 2005 at 05:34

    Would you believe this lady got lint caught up in her navel ? Ah , so ! Her bellybutton !
15. Donald Sensing says:
    Tuesday, 26 April 2005 at 08:21

    What the?!?! According to Mapquest I should be at the giant Buddha now! Man, I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuequerque!
16. Crerar says:
    Tuesday, 26 April 2005 at 12:54

    On the next Fear Factor:
    “Chinese Take-Out” Episode #569.
    Contestants must eat xinhua tree grubs using chopsticks and walk a electrical wire over a pool of urine, human feces and steamed rice.