Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Since One Hand Clapping beat me to the Bush/Saudi picture I’m on to something else. It’s this or back to animal pictures.

(Yahoo – Reuters)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Yuko Wantu Takeuchi says:

    Take it and drink when you’re back home ! The still is outback by the Chief Of Police Garage !

  2. Yuko Wantu Takeuchi says:

    Take it back and it when you’re back home ! The still is out back by the Chief Of Police’s Garage !

  3. Yuko Wantu Takeuchi says:

    I saw Laura Bush and she is no friend to Hillary ! We’ll all drink to that !

  4. Mugsa Wug says:

    I was an Caption Winner to Shabooty ! That’s Great , Sonny ! You can drink that Cologne slowly for the sake of your liver !

  5. Michael says:

    Not a caption, but I swear to GOD he’s looking at that bottle like my dog looks at the steak I’m eating.

  6. “Sure, you can have a drink, but I’M driving!”

  7. Steven L. says:

    Kennedy thought bubble: “Damn. I asked for the BIG bottle.”

  8. richmac says:

    Here,you can use my hand sanitzer!

  9. Congratulations, your face looks slightly less disfigured than mine does now.

  10. McGehee says:

    “I can usually stretch this much Clearasil to last two or three weeks.”

  11. Hodink says:

    Teddy – “Nuff niceties already. Gimme that.”
    Carolyn – “Hush.”

  12. The Man says:

    uuuummmmm Scotch

  13. Chad Evans says:

    During Yuschenko’s visit to the U.S. Senate, Yushchenko delivered a bottle of Vodka to Senator Ted Kennedy to bribe the Senator from using the word “quagmire” to discuss the Orange Revolution.

  14. leelu says:

    Ted, thinking: “Maybe I should try some of that Dioxin to clear up *my* face.”

  15. Myopist says:

    Never mind the apparatchnik, baby; he’s been busy helping out the Russian trade deficit one glass at a time, if you know what I mean. You busy, tonight? Don’t worry, I dig jazz.

  16. Sgt Fluffy says:

    Congradulations! In addition to your award, you also win this life size replica of a prehistoric Dinosaur!!!!

  17. Maniakes says:

    Ted Kennedy would have been more pleased about being first runner up in the Miss America pageant, but he had his heart set on the bottle of vodka that was awarded to the winner.

  18. Chrees says:

    The word “torture” crosses Kennedy’s mind 38 times while he is forced to look at the bottle without being allowed to hold it.

  19. Ted Kennedy’s face conveys his disappontment at placing second in the annual “D.C. Spring Break Chili Cook-off”.

    Adding insult to injury was the fact that first prize was a bottle of “Head-Be-Small” cranium shrinking formula.

  20. Alex Knapp says:

    …a strange sensation filled Kennedy, one that he hadn’t felt in years. Sobriety. Thank god that dude bought alcohol, he thought…

  21. John Burgess says:

    Ted was not amused when he figured out that he was at the annual Mary-Jo Kopeckne Awards ceremonyy… he thought it another Hollywood bash.

  22. AlphaPatriot says:

    Thought bubble over girl: “Good lord, this is the ugliest blind date I’ve ever been out with.”

    Thought bubble over Kennedy: “Damn it man, let go of her hand and gimme the bottle. Hell, you can have her if you give me the bottle!”

    Thought bubble over other dude:”I hate these parties. Nothing but drunks and chicks that give gay hand shakes.”

  23. Hermoine says:

    Ted – “You go ahead and shake hands, Caroline. I’m not touching him. I’ve already got big bloated drunk face.”

  24. Reggie Van Pelton says:

    Is this the Toilet Water bottled and distilled , that , Arnie , did by putting an Gal’s face , in the John , hah ?!

  25. Reggie Van Pelton says:

    Is this the Toilet Water being bottled and distilled by Arnie ? Whereby , he put an Woman’s face down in the John ?!

  26. rOOgah bOOga says:

    Liquified Viagara kicks my crotch inside out and I go sidesaddle in muh car !!

  27. Dougrc says:

    TK: That’s enough of nice-nice…where’s the frickin’ glasses? She’s shaking your hand, but I’m just shaking!

  28. USMC_Vet says:

    As the verile presenter spies for cleavage, the sterile Senator eyes the vintage.

  29. Rachel Edith says:

    Teddy to Viktor
    “Ok, buddy, how’d you end up with my tie that goes with my pocket handkerchief?”

    Caroline to Viktor
    “Ok, buddy, how’d I end up with your pocket handerchief and how did you get Teddy’s booze?”

  30. Rachel Edith says:

    “The rock, paper, scissors thing was going fine until Viktor proclaimed his victory after smashing Teddy with a bottle.”

  31. Teddy says: I’d like to see the cigar that comes with that lighter.