Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Enough Santa themed contests, back to politics as usual

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Rachel Edith says:

    The new machine measures the Teflon Component, a high one, say 9 or 10, being a political necessity.

  2. Elmo says:

    Fixing the crack in Curly’s wooden skull was easy ….. even though he resisted somewhat. The same could not be said however, for the millions of readers of Daily Kos, Eschaton, or Democratic Underground.

  3. Jazz says:

    “Despite repeated blows to the head and eventual electric shock therapy, the candidate was unable to recall any of the promises he had made during the campaign.”

  4. fred lawson says:

    “The Jay Leno/ John Kerry Chin Strap Gage still in testing stage.”

  5. fred lawson says:

    ” The Jay Leno/John Kerry Chin Strap Gage still needs Moe testing.”

  6. Hodink says:

    The original Heimlich was a machine not a maneuver. Repeated deaths however warranted a makeover.

  7. come on senator Kerry tell us what your position on the war is….

  8. Noreaster says:

    The U.S. Army introduces their new crack interrogation team demonstrating their latest techniques.

  9. Anderson says:

    Herb and T-bird’s favorite part of the OTB Meet-Up was undoubtedly the chance to meet Anderson.

  10. Lindy R. Dole says:

    The Looney Left attempts to coax just one more scream out of Howard Dean. How come is just anyone’s guess.

  11. Mercutio says:

    Along with “intelligent design”, Phrenology returns to the classroom.

  12. Bithead says:

    Democratic party leadership demonstrates why you don’t often hear Democrats admitting GWB is doing the right thing.

    Odd how these are the people screaming about how torture doesn’t work.

  13. DaveD says:

    The Democratic leadership steps up its efforts to convince Senator Lieberman that things are not really going all that well in Iraq.

  14. Hermoine says:

    “Senator Kerry, we’ll just squeeze your head a bit so you won’t have that big-headed Lincoln look.”

  15. sgt Fluffy says:

    Reid! Durbin! Cheese!!!…Reid! Durbin! Cheese!!!

  16. Maniakes says:

    Howard Dean’s handlers have finally discovered how to keep him from putting his foot in his mouth.

  17. yetanotherjohn says:

    Two out of three Americans agree, torture can actually be fun.

  18. Divine. The number Phi, 1.618, can be found everywhere in nature.

  19. T. Harris says:

    Casey Sheehan, up there somewhere with Larry, Curly, and Moe: “That was a great gag, boys. But really, a 50-ton press would work REALLY well for a certain someone.”

  20. Patrick McGuire says:

    In the latest of classified leaks, the real strategists behind the Democrat positions on just about everything are revealed.

  21. DaveD says:

    Despite a protest from the White House, the New York Times went ahead and released unsourced photographs of prisoner treatment at Gitmo. Inexplicably, poll numbers in favor of the President’s efforts against terrorism climbed higher. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

  22. McGehee says:

    “Coises! Pinched by the vise squad!”

  23. Ingress says:

    The President said he never authorized the use of this torture and he never heard of Curly, Moe & Larry.

  24. Timmer says:

    …on tonight’s panel, Mort Kondrake, Fred Barnes and Charles Krauthammer, Fox News Contributors all.

  25. fred lawson says:


  26. spacemonkey says:

    Can you please pass the jelly?

  27. FreakyBoy says:

    In a bold strategic reversal of protocol, Democrats nominate their Vise-President candidate for 2008 first.

  28. FreakyBoy says:

    Despite celebrity endorsements and a Starbucks cross-promotion, the “Howard Dean Scream Modulator” was a big bust for the DNC this Christmas.

  29. McCain says:

    Just another liberal social program.

  30. da540 says:

    Never bounce a check at Wal-Mart!