Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
OK, So “I broke it off” is too obvious, so try to finish the phrase “I broke it off, but . . .” — Or just supply your own caption.
(AP Photo/Amr Nabil)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(AP Photo/Amr Nabil)
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“Ooh, ooh, I know! Man! For he crawls on all fours as a child, walks upright as an adult, and then uses a cane in old age,” Putin answered, oddly enough, on Mother’s Day.
“Ooh, ooh, I know! Man! For he crawls on all fours as a child, walks upright as an adult, and then uses a cane in old age,” Putin answered, oddly enough, on Mother’s Day.
I broke it off, but since I’m not the leader of a democracy, I don’t have to answer to you!
I broke it off, but Bush is breaking the backs of the proletariat!
“I hereby claim dis territory for de new and improved United Soviet Socialist…eh? Not yet? Hokay…but my patience, it grows thin.”
* But you know how it is when you get sand up your nose… why, you could sneeze it right off.
* (Nod to Emo:) Yeah, it reminds me of my grilfreind… she’s large, mysterious, eternal… her nose was shot off by French Soldiers….
“How does it smell, you ask? It sphinx! Har! I kill me!”
OK, Sphinx, Now I’m gonna teach you somthing Chirac taught me. It’s called “Surrender-cizing.” You just put your hands up over and over again.
“Breaking off the Sphinx’s nose was one of the greatest political tragedies of the 20th century.”
One of these two is a relic of a failed system, the other is missing a nose.
How do you stop a Sphinx from smelling?
Vlad couldn’t qualify at home, so he searched out abroad before finally landing an appearance on Egyptian Idol.
“Gentlemen, centuries of iniquity look down upon you … no, no, from behind me! Pyotr, have that man’s name taken down!”
A Sphinx walks in to a bar and the Bartender says, “Why the short face?”
All Hail King PUT!!
The Inventor Of Viagara just bought the Sphinx and Brooklyn Bridge , too !
The Inventor of Viagara just bought the Sphinx and Brooklyn Bridge , too !
The Inventor Of Viagara just bought the Sphinx and Brooklyn Bridge , too !
“I broke it off, but the owner lied when he said this was a rock climbing treadwall. It didn’t move one iota.”
Got a CONDO,
made of STONE Ahhh …
King PUTT.
And it’s a long fly batted deep into . . . oh, NO!!!
And in about 5 years when the syphillis kicks in……..
If you know it stinks — tell it to the sphinx.
Hello, I’m Vladimir Putin. Welcome to Las Vegas!! Uh, BTW, where are all the other casinos. Hello? Where did everybody go?
“I broke it off, but … as you can see I have raised my right hand and I will give the Scout’s Honor or recite the Pledge of Allegiance (sans the ‘under God’ part) or slap myself in the face … whatever … just don’t make me go back to Crawford, Texas again.”