Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball
(I had to do it, that one was too obvious anyway)


Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Do Not Taunt Pepe’s Fun Balls.

  2. Dude, those are some serious skid marks.

  3. Combat Banker says:

    Carlos gave a great Header

  4. Bithead says:

    The referee later ruled that it was a legal play; That he was going for the ball and not holding. Holding what, specifically, or, for that matter which ball, was something that the referee never did rule on.

  5. Lindy R. Dole says:

    Do not flaunt crappy bun ball.

  6. DaveD says:

    It became obvious that the coach’s directive to “keep your eyes on the ball” was just not specific enough for some of his players.

  7. FreakyBoy says:

    Carlos is curious how Pedro can make a ball appear to defy gravity for hours.

  8. Mark says:

    Good news, Pepe, your prostate looks normal!

  9. DaveD says:

    There was no other way to explain the loss – the team simply blew it.

  10. Jonk says:

    Alberto gets a closer look, waiting for the monkey…

  11. Red card, yellow card, or a Hallmark card with flowers over a candlelit dinner?

  12. T. Harris says:

    To his horror, Manny immediately realized that Julio had definitely committed a Brown Card violation.

    Another prime example of an exception to the old adage “’tis better to give than to receive.”

    Soccer great Rudy Sanchez performs the most difficult header of his illustrious career.

    Kama Sutra page 143: Levitation and the Defensive Wrestling Position.

    The next 1.3 seconds would prove to be a critical turning point in the life of at least one of these two soccer players.

    After seeing this picture, Elton John abruptly divorced his new bride and bought 3 soccer clubs.

    Renaldo to self: ‘If he farts right now I’m gonna rack him so hard he won’t be able to walk for a week.’

    Who says 1-0 soccer games have to be boring.

    The roaring of the crowd in Jose’s ears was suddenly replaced by a wretched, sick feeling in the pit of his stomach.

  13. Ingress says:

    Soccer on all fours was not quite the same game.

  14. Rodney Dill says:

    “Spur marks! ? ! Hey, you saw Brokeback Mountain without me!”

  15. Rodney Dill says:

    The removal of the ball and soccer player eased some of the discomfort, but it took a long time for Matt Leinart to recover from the posterior pain provided by the Longhorns.

  16. yetanotherjohn says:

    In an effort to expand its appeal in the US, the US soccer league took a page from the movie “Brokeback Mountain” and changed its rules on what was previously considered unsportsmanlike behavior.

  17. the man says:

    Andrew Sullivan never was allowed on the pitch ever again.

  18. FreakyBoy says:

    Since the use of hands is illegal, Renaldo’s ponders his remaining options.

  19. Lorg Skyegon says:

    Jose had trouble choosing between his soccer career and his proctology scholarship. He tries to make the best of both worlds.

  20. McGehee says:

    “Dude, you shoulda used Preparation H.”

  21. Brokeback Mountin’

  22. I think we’ve taken this whole “dog” thing a little too far.

  23. Stars? I can see Uranus.

  24. Rodney Dill says:

    If you aren’t the lead dog the view never changes.

  25. I thought Vinnie Jones had retired.

  26. “Soccett, coming to your neighborhood Antique Mall real soon!

  27. Rachel Edith says:

    “And the weather today is being brought to us from Leonardo in the field.”

    “Looking shady and cloudy with showers expected immediately, a good soaking, some thunder, then overcast.”

  28. At this point, the audience felt Rodrigo was showing off. How many other players can keep the ball floating over their butts using nothing but flatulence?

  29. Chrees says:

    Heading three balls in one play.

  30. Dawn says:


  31. DL says:

    Boxers or briefs?

  32. As demonstrated here, soccer’s version of the old fraternity hazing prank “the elephant walk” adds a couple of fun twists.

  33. H-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-L-E!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. Whoops.


  35. Hodink says:

    “I See England, I See France, I See Julien’s … OMG! … Family Jewels Dance.”

  36. Adjustah says:

    Something I never thought I’d see in football: A hole in Juan…

  37. Bithead says:

    This is a move known in soccer as “heading the ball”

  38. Bob says:

    FIFA: Face In Friend’s Ass.