Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM


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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Elmo says:

    Waddle ee acha, waddle ee acha,
    doodle ee do, doodle ee doo
    Kerry’s a fool
    Shrillary ain’t cool

    Waddle ee acha, waddle ee acha
    doodle ee do, doodle ee doo
    I like Al, but lately he’s been bloviating too
    Waddle ee acha, waddle ee acha ……

    (Thank You, Thank You ….. no applause, just money)

  2. All dressed up and no where to go?

  3. Bithead says:

    EGG NOG!!!!!


  4. McGehee says:

    “I’m sorry sir, but we can’t seat you without a tie.”

  5. Lyn says:

    Help! My name is Toga, I’ve been kidnapped!

  6. Bithead says:

    Not bad, for a tux bought in the mall, huh?

  7. FreakyBoy says:

    As Perry walked away from the front desk, he could hear them giggling. He was used to it. It happened every time he inquired about “frequent flyer” miles.

  8. JW says:

    “Whaddya mean you’re gonna t’row me out? Those damn ducks at the Peabody get the red carpet treatment every damn day–and I’ve got a betta tailor than any of dose guys. You haven’t seen the last of Wally (The Penguin) Wallerino, you havne’t!”

  9. Mallrats 2: The March Of The Penguins

  10. Maniakes says:

    Which way to the Linux convention?

  11. Roger says:

    Dear Auntie Em,

    Don’t like Antarctica,
    Don’t like you,
    Going to Kansas.


  12. DaveD says:

    Yeah, sure, everyone told him staying at the Peabody was great, but the walk to the pool was worse than anything he remembered from back home.

  13. the man says:

    Jackie, a South African penguin, walks past children in the lobby of The Peabody hotel Friday, Jan. 13, 2006, in Little Rock, Ark.

    Billy Bob…look at the chicken

  14. Sgt Fluffy says:

    Opus, the sole remaining member of Death Tongue, arrives sans makeup at yet another Bloom County convention.

    Sorry, thats all I got.

  15. Hodink says:

    Our new political party is called The Penguin Party. We see things in black and white. We are formal in appearance and demeanor. We start religious wars. We tend to be crooked. We got tired of the elephant.

  16. DaveD says:

    After his shift a Peabody duck changes out of his uniform and heads home for the evening.

  17. Rob says:

    Al Qaeda gets craftier and craftier by the day….

  18. Bithead says:

    Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick.

  19. McCain says:

    Since you hippy freaks think that global warming sucks so bad, why don’t you just explain why I should enjoy freezing my ass off.

  20. McCain says:

    Outtakes from March of the Penguins.

  21. Hoodlumman says:

    Jackie, a South African penguin, storms out of The Peabody hotel after learning that the ice machine on the penthouse floor was out of service.

  22. Rachel Edith says:

    Tom DeLay moves on. He is now tied for first place in Dancing With The Politicians.

  23. “I”ll be damned Howard Dean in a Penguin suit.”

  24. Lyn says:

    Help, save me from this bloody game.

  25. Rodney Dill says:

    Help, save me from this bloody game.

    I got to 692 with one hit, more fun than the original. Is that what they do with recycled hornblowers?

  26. Steve Doherty Jr. says:

    “No feather pillows? No Cinemax? No swimming after 9pm? I’m too good for this type of treatment;I have an NHL team named after me. Forget this dump, I’m outta here.”

  27. Chuck Corey says:

    (As the invasion of the penguins commenced, wally the wackie penguin returns to his room for room service) ” They can start without me”