Thursday, January 19, 2006
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Waddle ee acha, waddle ee acha,
doodle ee do, doodle ee doo
Kerry’s a fool
Shrillary ain’t cool
Waddle ee acha, waddle ee acha
doodle ee do, doodle ee doo
I like Al, but lately he’s been bloviating too
Waddle ee acha, waddle ee acha ……
(Thank You, Thank You ….. no applause, just money)
All dressed up and no where to go?
“I’m sorry sir, but we can’t seat you without a tie.”
Help! My name is Toga, I’ve been kidnapped!
Not bad, for a tux bought in the mall, huh?
As Perry walked away from the front desk, he could hear them giggling. He was used to it. It happened every time he inquired about Ã¢Â€Âœfrequent flyerÃ¢Â€Â miles.
“Whaddya mean you’re gonna t’row me out? Those damn ducks at the Peabody get the red carpet treatment every damn day–and I’ve got a betta tailor than any of dose guys. You haven’t seen the last of Wally (The Penguin) Wallerino, you havne’t!”
Mallrats 2: The March Of The Penguins
Which way to the Linux convention?
Dear Auntie Em,
Don’t like Antarctica,
Don’t like you,
Going to Kansas.
Yeah, sure, everyone told him staying at the Peabody was great, but the walk to the pool was worse than anything he remembered from back home.
Jackie, a South African penguin, walks past children in the lobby of The Peabody hotel Friday, Jan. 13, 2006, in Little Rock, Ark.
Billy Bob…look at the chicken
Opus, the sole remaining member of Death Tongue, arrives sans makeup at yet another Bloom County convention.
Sorry, thats all I got.
Our new political party is called The Penguin Party. We see things in black and white. We are formal in appearance and demeanor. We start religious wars. We tend to be crooked. We got tired of the elephant.
After his shift a Peabody duck changes out of his uniform and heads home for the evening.
What the Dickens Hornblower Contest
Better caption needed: Bird keeper Darren Jordan comes face-to-face with a Von Der Deckens hornbill as he takes notes at the London Zoo. Plus more captions contests with Rodney, Rick, and WILLism.
Al Qaeda gets craftier and craftier by the day….
Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick.
Since you hippy freaks think that global warming sucks so bad, why don’t you just explain why I should enjoy freezing my ass off.
Outtakes from March of the Penguins.
Jackie, a South African penguin, storms out of The Peabody hotel after learning that the ice machine on the penthouse floor was out of service.
Tom DeLay moves on. He is now tied for first place in Dancing With The Politicians.
“I”ll be damned Howard Dean in a Penguin suit.”
Help, save me from this bloody game.
I got to 692 with one hit, more fun than the original. Is that what they do with recycled hornblowers?
“No feather pillows? No Cinemax? No swimming after 9pm? I’m too good for this type of treatment;I have an NHL team named after me. Forget this dump, I’m outta here.”
(As the invasion of the penguins commenced, wally the wackie penguin returns to his room for room service) ” They can start without me”
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