Outside the Beltway

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1. Elmo says:
   Thursday, 19 January 2006 at 07:03

   Waddle ee acha, waddle ee acha,
   doodle ee do, doodle ee doo
   Kerry’s a fool
   Shrillary ain’t cool

   Waddle ee acha, waddle ee acha
   doodle ee do, doodle ee doo
   I like Al, but lately he’s been bloviating too
   Waddle ee acha, waddle ee acha ……

   (Thank You, Thank You ….. no applause, just money)
2. radio free fred says:
   Thursday, 19 January 2006 at 07:14

   All dressed up and no where to go?
3. Bithead says:
   Thursday, 19 January 2006 at 07:31

   EGG NOG!!!!!

   (Madagascar)
4. McGehee says:
   Thursday, 19 January 2006 at 07:48

   “I’m sorry sir, but we can’t seat you without a tie.”
5. Lyn says:
   Thursday, 19 January 2006 at 09:15

   Help! My name is Toga, I’ve been kidnapped!
   (see http://blogginoutloud.blogspot.com/2005/12/penguin-kidnappers-questioned.html)
6. Bithead says:
   Thursday, 19 January 2006 at 09:15

   Not bad, for a tux bought in the mall, huh?
7. FreakyBoy says:
   Thursday, 19 January 2006 at 10:05

   As Perry walked away from the front desk, he could hear them giggling. He was used to it. It happened every time he inquired about “frequent flyer” miles.
8. JW says:
   Thursday, 19 January 2006 at 10:15

   “Whaddya mean you’re gonna t’row me out? Those damn ducks at the Peabody get the red carpet treatment every damn day–and I’ve got a betta tailor than any of dose guys. You haven’t seen the last of Wally (The Penguin) Wallerino, you havne’t!”
9. Laurence Simon says:
   Thursday, 19 January 2006 at 10:36

   Mallrats 2: The March Of The Penguins
10. Maniakes says:
    Thursday, 19 January 2006 at 11:20

    Which way to the Linux convention?
11. Roger says:
    Thursday, 19 January 2006 at 11:59

    Dear Auntie Em,

    Don’t like Antarctica,
    Don’t like you,
    Going to Kansas.

    Love,
    Dorothy
12. DaveD says:
    Thursday, 19 January 2006 at 14:53

    Yeah, sure, everyone told him staying at the Peabody was great, but the walk to the pool was worse than anything he remembered from back home.
13. the man says:
    Thursday, 19 January 2006 at 16:33

    Jackie, a South African penguin, walks past children in the lobby of The Peabody hotel Friday, Jan. 13, 2006, in Little Rock, Ark.

    Billy Bob…look at the chicken
14. Sgt Fluffy says:
    Thursday, 19 January 2006 at 17:27

    Opus, the sole remaining member of Death Tongue, arrives sans makeup at yet another Bloom County convention.

    Sorry, thats all I got.
15. Hodink says:
    Thursday, 19 January 2006 at 17:39

    Our new political party is called The Penguin Party. We see things in black and white. We are formal in appearance and demeanor. We start religious wars. We tend to be crooked. We got tired of the elephant.
16. DaveD says:
    Thursday, 19 January 2006 at 17:58

    After his shift a Peabody duck changes out of his uniform and heads home for the evening.
17. Rob says:
    Thursday, 19 January 2006 at 21:24

    Al Qaeda gets craftier and craftier by the day….
18. Bithead says:
    Thursday, 19 January 2006 at 21:42

    Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick.
19. McCain says:
    Friday, 20 January 2006 at 04:38

    Since you hippy freaks think that global warming sucks so bad, why don’t you just explain why I should enjoy freezing my ass off.
20. McCain says:
    Friday, 20 January 2006 at 04:59

    Outtakes from March of the Penguins.
21. Hoodlumman says:
    Friday, 20 January 2006 at 10:40

    Jackie, a South African penguin, storms out of The Peabody hotel after learning that the ice machine on the penthouse floor was out of service.
22. Rachel Edith says:
    Friday, 20 January 2006 at 11:02

    Tom DeLay moves on. He is now tied for first place in Dancing With The Politicians.
23. radio free fred says:
    Sunday, 22 January 2006 at 11:56

    “I”ll be damned Howard Dean in a Penguin suit.”
24. Lyn says:
    Monday, 23 January 2006 at 18:04

    Help, save me from this bloody game.
    (http://www.geekfocus.com/content/view/64/69/)
25. Rodney Dill says:
    Monday, 23 January 2006 at 20:17

    Help, save me from this bloody game.
    (http://www.geekfocus.com/content/view/64/69/)

    I got to 692 with one hit, more fun than the original. Is that what they do with recycled hornblowers?
26. Steve Doherty Jr. says:
    Saturday, 28 January 2006 at 18:24

    “No feather pillows? No Cinemax? No swimming after 9pm? I’m too good for this type of treatment;I have an NHL team named after me. Forget this dump, I’m outta here.”
27. Chuck Corey says:
    Sunday, 29 January 2006 at 23:36

    (As the invasion of the penguins commenced, wally the wackie penguin returns to his room for room service) ” They can start without me”