Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Scott Kregar says:

    Nude beachgoers bike to an early dinner…

  2. Mark says:

    Howard Dean’s worst nightmare – The revenge of the White Christian male party.

  3. Maggie says:

    Finally pushed beyond the limit, White Christians send Dean this message: “Kiss my ass.”

  4. Herb Ely says:

    Then there’s “They pedaled their asses all over town.”

  5. “Because of Bush’s failures to fix the oil crisis, people can no longer afford to drive a car; because of his failures on the economy, people can no longer afford clothing.” — DNC and other moonbats

  6. Ingress says:

    Some say casual Fridays have gone too far at the Schwinn factory.

  7. “The uncircumcised participants wore two helmets…”

  8. Brian J. says:

    That’s no moon….that’s a lot of moons!

  9. John Burgess says:

    The ACME X-Ray glasses really work! Unfortunately.

  10. Russ says:

    The next day, the manager of the bicycle shop wondered what could have caused the sudden demand for replacement seats.

  11. McGehee says:

    “Does this ass make my bicycle seat look fat?”

  12. Paul says:

    Ass not what your country can do for you; ass is what you can do for your country.

  13. Maniakes says:

    “Your fly’s open … GOTCHA!”

  14. The Man says:

    These riders are now leaving two sets of skidmarks.

  15. R2 says:

    See, I told you that last auto tax was too much.

  16. Chrees says:

    San Francisco’s “Critical Mass” took a turn for the worse when the ‘m’ was dropped in this month’s letter to the e-mail list…

  17. Exek says:

    “Crack Kills”

  18. T. Harris says:

    Oh my God! The humanity!

  19. Karl Maher says:

    Hey, I signaled. Don’t be such an ass.

  20. Lorg Skyegon says:

    Aw, not this dream again…

  21. Mark says:

    I dunno Ed, If I could get gonorrhea from a tractor what’s to say it cannot happen with a bicycle too?

    — Seinfeld-related hehe

  22. Todd says:

    What folks in France didn’t realize about the recent EU vote was that it also ratified the rules governing the Tour de France.

    The upside?

    Road rash incidents were way, way down…

  23. sgtfluffy says:

    Great….They are giving the “bums” free bicycles now.

  24. McGehee says:

    Lady Godiva they ain’t.

  25. hln says:

    Liberal co-ed naked cycling: 100 revolutions per minute.

  26. Jim says:

    The Michael Jackson verdict as seem by the American legal system.

  27. Kent says:

    Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’,
    Keep those cycles rollin’,
    Man, my buns are swollen …

    (Apologies to Billy Crystal.)

  28. lance says:

    Woody takes the lead in the third leg of the Viagra Triatholon

  29. Alan Kellogg says:

    Cyclists demonstrate new solar powered technology.

  30. jim says:

    Nike’s never going to get anyone to focus on the shoes.

    These new sunscreen ads are getting ridiculous.

  31. chris ryan says:

    Are you sure this is what they meant when they announced a “bear” cycling club?

  32. Jufray says:

    The mental image LANCE ARMSTRONG uses
    to win the TOUR.

  33. RJN says:

    Button up your overcoat.

  34. In honor of the Jackson aqquital, hundreds of adoring fans “moon-rode” to Neverland.

    Upon arrival, many were heard to exclaim “Neverland, my ass…he better serve talcum powder!”

  35. I’ve been protesting differently from nude riding. I completed design for a new engine and car that harnesses a car’s kinetic energy. It’s all on, all links. Not selling, just telling.

  36. dystopia says:

    The Future Patriot in the year 2060 – riding to work on a bicycle. After raiding every country for oil and spending all money on defense, the country has great security cams but no one can afford or get any clothes.
    Years of profligacy and arrogance by the decades of Bush Administrations has turned the U.S. into a developing 3rd world country.

  37. Rachel Edith says:

    Lance Armstrong had the lead today in the Tour De Natural.

  38. Hodink says:

    “Heineken, the beer of overexposed bikers.”

  39. Bithead says:

    The ambulance attendants were under-prepared for the number and scope of the road rash cases they were exposed to that day.

  40. Lasting Magic says:

    “Honey, I’m thinking we should get bum tattoos to distinguish us.”

  41. Hermoine says:

    “Good golly Miss Molly! Never feed that group baked beans again!”