Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bithead says:

    I TOLD you you put too much coal into the robot!

  2. Bithead says:

    Look, anyone who wears a pink outfit like that’s a bit of a flamer, anyway, ya know?

  3. Bithead says:

    Remember, freinds, that’s Zippo. The biggest name in lighters

  4. Moe Lane says:

    When you have a degree in English, you take what they offer you.

  5. LJD says:

    Although promising to smash previous records, the Russian speed skater was disqualified after testing positive for kerosene.

  6. “I always wondered how they roasted all that garlic.”

  7. sgtfluffy says:


  8. sgtfluffy says:

    Atention all hands, we have a screaming alpha, I repeat a screaming alpha at 1-201-….202-….203-….

  9. Bithead says:

    Mind if I smoke?

  10. Bithead says:

    Taco Bell’s new MegaHot Burritos didn’t test market well.

  11. Bithead says:

    The Scotch Bonnet Soup was a big hit.

  12. FreakyBoy says:

    Dante’s “Mohammed on Ice” is the latest Western spectacle to enrage the Arab street.

  13. Rachel Edith says:

    “Coach learned it from that guy who threw an alligator in the pool to hasten his swimmers. A little fire licking your body and you’re smokin'”

  14. Olrnf says:

    After Sunday’s hunting accident, Vice President Cheney decided to take up a safer pastime.

  15. DL says:

    The mexican skater put on a dazzling display after downing a full plate of hot chilis

  16. DaveD says:

    Some bad stuff can get trapped inside those aerodynamic suits. But he solved that problem with an idea he got while skating by the refinery.

  17. Eric J says:

    Maybe the Iranian nuclear program isn’t as advanced as we’ve been led to believe.

  18. T. Harris says:

    Dear Dad,
    Thanks for including the pic with your letter. I’d forgotten how much fun it was to roller blade in Hell. I know you’re very busy, being the Prince of Darkness and all, but it warms my heart to know that you’re thinking of me. See ya soon.

    Love, Hillary

  19. If you think this “Extreme Tinman” is bad, “Extreme” Toto is a rabid Pit Bull on amphetamines!

  20. the Pirate says:

    -“I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.”

    -Its okay, he’s I-talian.

  21. G A PHILLIPS says:

    Welcome to the 2006 Winter Jihad Games.

  22. Bithead says:

    The case of the Alabama Church fires takes on an interesting twist.

  23. Bithead says:

    * Mommy, Mommy! Daddy’s on fire! Shut up and get the marshmallows!

    *Okay, Buddy, Pull Over! Where’s the fire? Oh, I see. Ahem. Well, have a wonderful day.

    * Janet Reno finds an easier way

    * Jack’s early version of a body suit computer developed some problems due to his choice of a Pentium processor.

    * Osamu finally figured out what Op code BF stod for, in his robot’s computer: Belch Fire.

    * Another way to know you’ve lost your job.

    * Earth and Wind had a half a lap lead going into the final turn

    * Giving a new meaning to the name “Firefighter”

    * No, I’m not skating for the record, you idiot! I’m just trying to find a &%*^@!! fire extinguisher!

    * What they didn’t know was this was a drill, and the skater was Chinese.

    * Honest officer, he was on fire when I got here.

  24. Anderson says:

    Producers hope that “Mighty Morphin’ Power Skaters” will appeal to boys and girls alike.

  25. yetanotherjohn says:

    Imam’s were divided on the new burkah design. Yes it totally covered the woman and they couldn’t deny its usefulness for weekend infidel embassy barbecues, but somehow it just wasn’t quite right.

  26. Scott_T says:

    Wo-Wo, All aboard the Kondalini Express!

    I’m just glad they didn’t use the Blue Version, with flame pointing to the rear instead of up.

    This latest punishment for public cigarette smoking should ensure that NO ONE would be caught publicly smoking in Santa Monica California.

  27. Bithead says:

    * Toy ideas that never quite worked out, #467

    * The rather bizzare remake of “Lord of the Rings”, in the scene where the Uruk Hai is running in to light the explosive in the drain at Helm’s Deep.

  28. Kent says:

    Photographic proof that the Rectilineans, an alien race whose alimentary canals end at the back of their heads, have their own problems with extremely obnoxious members of the species.

  29. Ingress says:

    “This ain’t your grandfather’s roller derby.”

  30. Bithead says:

    Johnny, I told you, young man… don’t play with your flamethrower hat in the HOUSE!

  31. Bithead says:

    Wow… who flicked HIS Bic?

  32. Kenny says:

    never one to shy away from death defying sports (ie. Snowboarding, Windsailing)….John Kerry has now taken up Rocket Roller Blading

  33. ken says:

    Howard Stern, unable to use material developed while at Clear Channel, comes up with a relevant twist on his superhero creation Fartman.

  34. sgtfluffy says:

    * Janet Reno finds an easier way

    I declare Bithead the winner…BTW, thats was cold

  35. Narnia Nerd says:

    T. Harris-your caption made me laugh out loud 🙂

  36. peter says:

    Which way to the Danish Embassy?

  37. Timmer says:

    The Styx Reunion Tour of Mr Roboto took a strange turn when VP Cheney showed up with his BBQ grill.

  38. AYB says:

    Go, Flash, Go!!!

  39. Bithead says:

    These Skaters… they’re such HOTHEADS….

  40. spacemonkey says:

    Flame ON, Flam-er.

  41. Greg says:

    Al Demonstrates his new idea burner…Gore says, “I will wear the burner during waking hours to prohibit the kind of stupid enviro blame America crap that keeps popping out of mouth”

  42. McCain says:

    Cheney has a passion for red fox hunting.

  43. McCain says:

    Proving the hypothesis that liberals have their heads up their ass, scientists light a match.

  44. Maggie says:

    Michelle Kwan, BURNOUT or simple injury? The questions linger.

  45. the Pirate says:

    A “Broke-back Mount-ain,” chant could be heard coming from the Gonzaga section.

  46. Anti-globalization activists join Cindy Sheehan at the Crawford ranch.

  47. Hermoine says:

    “… and it is a renewable fuel coming from the fanny tail pipe. People over 55 must not do this. You know how we feel about fossil fuels.”

  48. McGehee says:

    A classic case of rink rage.

  49. Bithead says:

    After noticing that Chiles, Taco Bell, and Skyline diner customers tend to produce methane at higher than average rates, the EPA demanded action so as to protect the Ozone Layer. The result of the regulations were , shall we say, challenging.

  50. Bithead says:

    Oh, Goodie!
    The Imodium Q36 space modulator!

  51. MorningSun says:

    Flamer Alert !!!
    … watch as he burns up on impact

  52. Elmo says:

    All alone on the Moon, liberals having been given free transport there. And of course free housing on the Sea of Tranquilty. Now desperately try anything to remain relevant in outer space. Anything to be noticed once again.

  53. Elmo says:

    Well what the fook do you know ….. I told them damn libs to blow it out their arse. And they did. I’ll be a MSM liberal reporter’s uncle.

  54. the man says:

    That Andrew Sullivan finds new ways to come out of the closet.

  55. the man says:

    This caption contest is for all those who ever wondered how Jack Bauer makes it across Los Angeles in less than 5 minutes.

  56. Alex Estrada says:

    No matter how you cut it, the Olympics have really let themselves go.

  57. Johny Weir’s other costume.

    Uh, sorry, the Up-Helly-Aa caption contest was last week.

    Whoa, now that’s a bad hair day.

    The Winter Games have become a quagmire!

    “Yeah, it’s a good trick, but I can only do it once.”

  58. Bithead says:

    * Don’t you think this Rollerball thing is getting out of hand?

    * Alas, the shampoo worked all too well.


    * This would have been a lot funnier those were ice skates he was wearing.

  59. d wood says:

    Why are those fire trucks chasing me?