Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AFP/Yoshikazu Tsuno)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Doug says:


    Yes, prease send two extra large, one with extra crispy fish eyeballs and seal testicles. How much? $950? And make sure the derivery boy is wearing his wetsuit with blue, er pink diapers.

    Ahhhhh. I rove Japan.

  2. Maggie says:

    Jello Shots were a big hit on Ladies’ Night at the famous Ice Hotel.

  3. Maggie says:

    Visitors to Verkhoyansk discover that the “room-temperature” is perfect for serving Absolute.

  4. DaveD says:

    And it keeps the sushi fresh too!!!!

  5. Communism gone soft?

    After google-ing repeatedly the words freedom, democracy and China, the Chinese secret police exiled these dissidents to what they thought was Siberia in China.

  6. another meeting of the Chinese chapter of Maureen Dowd’s fan club sponsored by the chinese government.

  7. Absolut ripp-off Charlie’s angels.

  8. ” We didn’t win any medals at The Olympics Mom, but I set a record for throwing up!”

  9. Patrick McGuire says:

    Japan introduces the new nuclear powered cell-phone that never loses power. Unfortunately, due to the risk of exposure to radioactivity, special clothing is required when using them for more than 56 seconds.

  10. FreakyBoy says:

    A bar where the women are absolutely frigid.

  11. legion says:

    After failing to regain their traditional Country-Western fan base, the Dixie Chicks decided to rebuild their image…

  12. Ingress says:

    “After this we will pop over to Hades House, a really hot little bar owned by the United States but managed by North Korea.”

  13. Hoodlumman says:

    The citizens of Kyoto weren’t sure whether or not to blame the cold snap on global warming.

  14. McGehee says:

    Sometimes you want to go where everybody loves chow mein.

  15. yetanotherjohn says:

    I refuse to patronize any bar where the management forces the women to put more clothes on.

  16. yetanotherjohn says:

    Well hello there beautiful. Are your nipples saying their happy to see me or is it just cold in here?

  17. yetanotherjohn says:

    I can’t believe it. We paid thirty bucks cover to get in here and here are no men. Dowd was right, it’s all Bush’s fault.

  18. gridlock says:

    ON PHONE: Mom! You were right! With these bulky gloves, nobody notices that I have six fingers on my right hand!

  19. “There was me, that is Alexa, and my two droogs, that is Georgia, and Dim, Dim being really dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening, a flip dark chill winter bastard though dry. The Korova Milkbar was a milk-plus mesto, and you may, O my sister, have forgotten what these mestos where like things changing so skorry these days and everybody very quick to forget, newspaper not being read much neither. Well, what they sold there was milk plus something else. They had no license for selling liquor, but there was no law yet against prodding some of the some of the new veshches which they would put into the old moloko, so you could peet it with vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom or one or two other veshches which would give you a nice quiet horrorshow fifteen minutes admiring Bog And All His Holy Angels And Saints in your left shoe with lights bursting all over your mozg. Or you could peet it with knives in it, as we use to say, and this would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of dirty twenty-to-one, and that was what we were peeting this evening IÂ’m starting off the story with…”

  20. Cowboy Blob says:

    Herro, Emelgency Loom? My fliend has her rip stuck to her flozen dlink grass. No, she no panic…she is lipped to the girrs. Heehee…she wipe that smire off when I pee on her rip to thaw it out.

  21. ken says:

    “Yes yes, Al Gore big asshole. Where is global warming?”

  22. OJ says:

    South Korean scientists, busy in their labs with their latest cloning experiments.

  23. SgtFluffy says:

    Jim who made this drink????

  24. McCain says:

    Finally there is scientific proof that blondes have more fun.

  25. “Steve Ballmer? I don’t know a Steve Ballmer.”

  26. Brian J. says:

    After finally winning a gold medal in the 2008 Olympics at Torino, Japan celebrates in style.

  27. spacemonkey says:

    It so fleezing in hele, and I am sooo dlunk!

  28. Wickedpinto says:

    “north Koreans enjoy a drink in their new “ice palace” built with the assistance of western aid, Were it not for the abundance of glass after the dear leaders last ridiculous insult, North Korea would still be deficient in it’s supply of large solid blocks of crystalline glass”

  29. Scott from Oregon says:

    “Okasan! Doko ni iru ka shiteru jan?

    Absorute zero!”

  30. Rodney Dill says:

    “You have video phone too? Then dance for me monkeyboy, dance.”

    (funny charles, funny… ain’t gonna win, but funny)

  31. Lindy R. Dole says:

    Voice: “Pardon me, but do you have tourettes, I keep hearing you say, ‘My Ass, My Ass.'”
    Girl: “Yes I use Toiret and my ass is freezing

  32. Timmer says:

    The latest in Japanese robotics come with the Sorority Sister chip. They’ll party hearty and order your pizza…but they do tend to overheat quickly and get stuck in an “Oh my God, shuttup!” loop.

  33. Elmo says:

    Verizon ….. more bars in more locations.

  34. Rachel Edith says:

    “Too bad jackets only come in silver. Good color for you, American. We prefer gold.”

  35. T. Harris says:

    “Hehehehehe, yeah, could you hear that? That was Keiko farting on an ice block.”

  36. Jrez says:

    Hello Absolut Moto!

  37. Saints fans in Hell celebrating their team’s Super Bowl victory.

  38. Hermoine says:

    “Me? I hate vodka. Green tea for me at the oxygen bar. Not so cold. Enjoy embers, flames, hot men, wild sex …”

  39. Three shes to the bend(er).

  40. Ingress says:

    “Yes. With pepperoni and extra cheese delivered to the Ice Bar, please.”