Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Mary Ann Chastain)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Giacomo says:

    “Uh huh. Uh huh. Okay. It’s for you, Seabiscuit.”

  2. Giacomo says:

    With the convention in town, Agriculture Secretary hopeful William Bell knew finding parking would be a challenge.

  3. The President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, prepares to lead his military in the defense of his country.

  4. The Latest AP Gallop Poll

  5. Fersboo says:

    Agriculture Secretary hopeful Bell, moments before he was cited for not using a ‘hands-free’ device while operating a vehicle.

  6. FormerHostage says:

    William Bell tries to stirrup some support.

  7. Patrick McGuire says:

    In an effort to help reduce US dependence on foreign oil, Ford introduces its retro Mustang model for 2007.

  8. FormerHostage says:

    If he keeps talking on that cellphone he’s liable to become a bit hoarse.

  9. FormerHostage says:

    William Bell shows the latest effort to become oil independent. The front end of the conveyance is built in South Carolina and is then shipped to Washington DC for final assembly.

    (apologies to Will Rogers)

  10. McGehee says:

    After driving a hybrid for three years and receiving tons of unsolicited advice from fellow motorists…

  11. Frank says:

    pull over buddy…

  12. FreakyBoy says:

    “William Bell, I wish I knew how to quit you.”

  13. In a bold move, one politician isn’t mouthing platitudes about ‘alternative energy sources’ and instead is taking action on ‘alternative transportation’.

  14. America’s idolization of the cowboy is over. First we have brokeback mountain and now I get stuck behind a jerk talking on a cell phone while putting along on a single horse power.

  15. Please tell me that’s a saddlebag and not a purse.

  16. Hodink says:

    “Honey, I swear. I’m not horsing around.”

  17. ken says:

    “And now for something completely different…”

  18. David L says:

    What high fuel costs are you talking about?

  19. Christopher says:

    I traded in my SUV for this, and the Sierra Club STILL won’t let me in because I’m a republican!

  20. T. Harris says:

    “Hello? DNC headquarters? Yes, I’d like to make a hefty donation to your wonderful party. Just send a couple of guys with a truck and scoop shovels right down Main Street. They’ll find it.”

  21. The last words the horse wants to hear: “I have to go, my battery is running low and I need to plug in the charger.”

  22. John Burgess says:

    “What do you mean, ‘And the horse you rode in on?'”

  23. Rachel Edith says:

    “Happy trails to you too, Mr. President.”

  24. Lindy R. Dole says:

    Ford’s new Pinto was banned in California as it did not meet emission control standards.

  25. Timmer says:

    “A loaf of bread, a dozen eggs, yes, I think I’ll remember the 20 pound bag of oats dear.”

  26. Timmer says:

    “Society for Creative Anachronism? Have I got a photo op for you.”

  27. the man says:

    Can you hear me now? Good.

  28. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “Frau Blucher?”

  29. Lindy R. Dole says:

    Few people actually thought of the “William Tell Overture” when they heard Ed’s ringtone.

  30. “Finally Some One In Washington With A Little Horse-Sense?”

  31. Elmo says:

    Rollin’, Rolling’, Rollin’,
    Rollin’, Rolling’, Rollin’,

    Though the media streams are swollen,
    Keep them doggies rollin’,

    Liberal rain and wind and partisan weather
    Hell bent for leather
    Wishin’ my gal was by my side
    All the things I’m missin
    Good griddles love and kissin’
    Are waitin at the end of my ride.

    Move em’ on,
    Head em’ up,
    Cut em’ out
    Ride em’ in
    Cut em’ out,

  32. Hey Habib. Yeah, I asked for the double hump camel, but the closest that Budget had was this lousy horse. Oh well, as long as it puts out like a camel.

  33. McCain says:

    Placing the Iraqi coalition in utter turmoil, Norway withdraws their troop.

  34. McCain says:

    Just another politician on a “Straight Talk America” tour, while leaving a trail of crap behind him.

  35. “Border Patrol To Base, I Think I Took The Wrong Turn At El paso.”

  36. Ingress says:

    “Whoa boy! I said Trent Lott not trot!”

  37. Scott_T says:

    1) “Who let the horse’s out! Who? Who?” just didn’t have the rallying effect for the Iranians that the mullah’s were promised by their PR department.

    2) The new Iranian stealth camel, carrying a real dummy President Ahmadinejad. No one would ever think of shooting that horse down, Oh no, especially an Isreali soldier.

    3) President Ahmadinejad was hoping a horse powered nu-cle-ar device has the “Ummph” that a true USA-built Thermonuclear device does. He will be sadly mistaken.