Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie says:

    “Have trailer will travel: Rednecks have found the solution to NOLA’s levee problems.”

  2. Maggie says:

    The US Army Corps of Engineers has announced that FEMA trailers will no longer sit idle; unfortunately, they will create increased traffic on the Mighty Mississippi.

  3. DaveD says:

    Riverboat gambling returns to New Orleans. When tourists complained that it wasn’t like old times Mayor Nagin shot back, “listen, you make it through one of these trips alive, you’ve beaten the odds.”

  4. The 2006 Air Stream

  5. Mythilt says:

    ‘Rollin…Rollin down the river….’

  6. “Usually The Trailer Goes Under The Boat.”

  7. Scamp Tramp Steamer.

  8. Matt says:

    Red State voters stream to the polls.

  9. Veeshir says:

    Bill Clinton’s Love Shack is open for business!

  10. Patrick McGuire says:

    Learning from past mistakes and in anticipation of new hurricanes, FEMA tests its new “rapid deployment” method for temporary housing.

  11. sugiero says:

    Europe, Post-Islamisation Year 2025

  12. sugiero says:

    (Sorry, I forgot one sentence…)

    Europe, Post-Islamisation 2025. Migrating to America.

  13. Maggie says:

    For sale by owner: Waterfront Duplex in the historic French Quarter. Willing to negotiate.

  14. DaveD says:

    John Kerry. 1968. Cambodia. Swift-boat patrol……

  15. LJD says:

    RV2: The Meltdown.

  16. Kent says:

    Redneck house boat

  17. Scott_T says:

    #1) Dude White Trash Wednesday’s not for two more days!

    #2) The XLT model has a 3! horsepower motor and an inside tub. (Homer Simpson voice) Hmmmm, inside tub.

    #3) Rodney Dill, that’s just wrong displaying my vacation home, don’t political hacks have protection from right-wing zealots like you. — Atrios

  18. Jim Henley says:

    Reject from the Howard Kaloogian’s Peaceful Baghdad photo exhibition.

  19. scotty says:

    The most popular ride at the Bill Clinton Presidential massage parlor is the “floatin trailor of interns”

  20. scotty says:

    Cannon Ball run 36 in theatre’s now!

  21. Gaijin Biker says:

    LOOKING FOR LOVE Rugged, independent adventurer seeks beautiful SWF, 21-28, to share romantic two-story riverfront home. Must include photo.

  22. Maggie says:

    Although Teresa has drastically reduced his monthly allowance, Kerry insisted on reenacting his trip to Cambodia as best he could.

  23. ken says:

    Next on “Where are They Now?”, Britney Spears after KFed spent all her money.

  24. FreakyBoy says:

    Today, President Ahmadinejad announced yet another new advanced Iranian naval weapon. Reportedly the ultra-fast and highly maneuverable attack ship evades radar and sonar detection using patent “airstream” stealth technology. Ahmadinejad claimed it cruises at speeds in excess of 3,850 knots and carries an arsenal of shrink-rayguns that will “Render the Navy of the Great Satan to mere pieces found in a Battleship Game.”

  25. Adjustah says:

    Cutbacks hit the Mexican Border Riverine Defense Force despite their new recruiting slogan: “A Navy of Juan.”

  26. richfisher says:

    Democrats Launch Election Platform

  27. richfisher says:

    Divers return again, with further evidence supporting Ted Kennedy’s dismal driving record.

  28. McGehee says:

    Iran’s newest secret weapon: the nuclear missile submarine (complete with screen door).

  29. 1) Ad in Classifieds: Beatiful 2 story house boat. Call within one week, and get a free banjo, and sheet music to “Dueling Banjos.”

    2) “Excuse me…Have you seen Wilson?”

  30. Hermoine says:

    “Being called the Skank of the Piankatank is better than Clinton’s Head Intern “

  31. Christopher says:

    As John Kerry begins his quest for the 2008 democratic presidential nomination, he points out to reporters the bathtub full of ketchup Teresa thoughtfully provided for him.

  32. Doug says:

    At EuroDisney, the French have invented a new pastime: Redneck River Ride. Here is a glimpse of the section called The Mighty Misissip’.

    You get to relive the horror of Katrina, complete with bloviating Democrats and phony dead bodies, rapes, gang wars and it all ends with a school bus ride–but just around the parking lot.

  33. kaos says:

    Presidential candidate Hilary Clinton New Orleans chapeter out trowling for votes.

  34. kaos says:

    Ex-President Bill Clinton decides to take his presidential library on the road. The two decker floating love machine comes equipped with brand spankin’ new Astro turf on the upside of the double wide.

  35. Rachel Edith says:

    Enterprising Louisiana Governor Blanco conducted Katrina Knock Abouts for $20 a live one.

  36. T. Harris says:

    Captain Rhonda Lee Peabody sits proudly at the helm on the maiden voyage of the “Minnie Pearl”. Christening ceremonies included a mason jar of moonshine being smashed against the bow.

  37. Jimbo imagines himself holding Kate Winslet as she arches out over the bow of his, um, ship.

    Slowboat Veterans for Kerry ’08 set out this week in order to reach the Democratic Convention on time.

    Oh it’s not far down from paradise,
    At least it’s not for me.
    If the tide is right you can float away
    And find tranquility.
    Oh, the flatboat can do miracles, just you wait and see.
    Believe me.
    It’s not far to never never land,
    No reason to pretend.
    And if the current’s right you can find the joy
    Of innocence again.
    The flatboat can do miracles,
    Just you wait and see.
    Believe me.
    Floating, takes me away
    To where I’ve always heard it could be.
    Just a dream and the tide to carry me
    And soon I will be free.
    It gets the best of me,
    When I’m floating
    All caught up in the reverie.
    The trolling motor’s a symphony.
    Won’t you believe me?
    It’s not far back to sanity,
    At least it’s not for me.
    And when the current’s right you can float away
    And find serenity.
    The flatboat can do miracles,
    Just you wait and see.
    Believe me.
    Floating, takes me away
    To where I’ve always heard it could be.
    Just a dream and the tide to carry me
    And soon I will be free.

  38. Up sh*t creek with a trolling motor.

  39. In Chocolat II: The Chocolat City, Vianne and Anouk meet up again with Roux in the bayou of St. Bernard’s Parish where the Comte Raynagin seeks to discourage “their kind” from setting up shop or establishing roots.

  40. “… on I sweep with trolling motor, my only goal will be the Western shore… ahhhhhhh … ahhhhhhh…”

  41. A shallow daft with a shallow draft.

  42. The first line of Jimbo’s novel suddenly came to him: “Call me Ishmael.”

  43. Oh crap, I’ve got another leak on the starboard bow. So I guess that means I’ll have to review it all in front of the grand jury with another special prosecutor, again.

  44. “You’ll remember this as the day you almost captured Captain Jack Sparrow, on film.”

  45. Lamenting his empty beer cooler, Jimbo thought to himself: “Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink.”

  46. The Royal Navy isn’t the only thing held together by rum, sodomy and the lash.

  47. … a three hour tour.

  48. Pirates of the Caribbean II: The Curse of the Black Pearls Before Swine

  49. “Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?”

  50. “Has that thing got a hemi?”

  51. If I had a boat, I’d go out on the ocean.
    And if I had a Gulfstream, I’d place it on my boat.
    And we would all together go out on the ocean,
    Me inside my Gulfstream on my boat.

  52. Adjustah says:

    The U.S.S. PopoZao

  53. Elmo says:

    Bush’s fault!

  54. Elmo says:
  55. If “four-poster” describes your houseboat and not your bed, you might be a redneck.

  56. John D. MacDonalds’ Travis Magee: The Mini Series: The Brown Floater!

  57. Elmo says:

    Flood Preparation, an online guide, By Nagin and Blanco.

    Noah, the Early Years.

  58. McCain says:

    Kelly Pickler returns home from American Idol.

  59. FormerHostage says:

    The “Tidybowl Mantm” in retirement.

  60. “Damn the mosquitos, full speed ahead!”

  61. Master and Commander of his domain.