Monday, May 8, 2006
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
“Ok, fine. But next time, you have to kick ass and I get to chew bubble gum.”
* I am here to kick some ass and chew some bubble gum
* You know, John, I get the impression you’re not taking this all very seriously
* For the remainder of the day, Clint wondered which one of his buddies put the garlic powder in his chewing gum
You should use the scope more. You are focusing on my bubble and not paying attention to may left fist.
By the way, I like that thing around your neck…
“See, you just put your lips together and blow!”
“Goddammit Myers, cut that out! You’re enlarging your target profile.”
-For some reason, this part of the new Wrigleys Doublemint Commercial was left out.
-Oddly, this Mentos Gum Commercial didn’t go over to well
“Uh, when I said to bring the bazooka…….”
“Walk Out About Thirty Five Yards And Turn Side Ways, I Need To Check My Sights.”
Damnit myers! We need that for humvee repairs?
Yah know, the bang from that just isn’t as impressive as from a paper bag.
I’m here to…well you know, and Myers here just took my last piece of gum.
“For the last time — I’m the Corporal, you’re the Lance Corporal. You have to kick enough ass to get the stripe before you get to chew the gum.”
Don’t question my patriotism just because I can’t shoot and chew gum at the same time.
I don’t care if the casualty rate is trending down, you’ve still have to take this seriously.
No. I got hit in the chest and am coughing up a lung. Why do you ask?
Pucker Power now has a new meaning.
Pop that in my face, then give me twenty!
So did I tell you before I gave you that stick of gum? Camel Spiders were walking on my bubblegum pack this morning before I picked it up.
“Don’t ask, don’t tell”
Who says Americans can’t chew gum and patrol at the same time?
“Bubbles, this is your mission should you choose to accept it.”
Can’t top DaveD’s “Ã¢ï¿½ï¿½Uh, when I said to bring the bazookaÃ¢ï¿½Â¦Ã¢ï¿½Â¦.Ã¢ï¿½ï¿½
We’re pinned down by enemy fire! Don’t you have any Mentos?!
“Look, soldier, I don’t know how to tell you this, but you know those little foil packets they gave out with our personal health kits… well, that ain’t bubble gum!”
They’re condoms, not balloons fool.
“You know how you say, ‘There’s something about a man in a uniform.’ Well, I say, ‘Chew gum sans a uniform.'”
Today we’re gonna hand out Bubble Gum and Ass Whippin’s, and thats the last of the Bubble Gum.
“…my you’re lookin’ bubblicious today.”
Cripes Yoshi! I just wasted 6 people cause I thought I heard gunfire, and it was just your loud ass gum-popping? Frikkin idiot.
Candee and Mandy certainly look different in their BDUs.
Whatcha mean, “What’s a Bazooka?” It’s a Russian string instrument…I think.
Who can kill a wacko?
Stop his facist dreams?
Riddle him with bullets,
And giggle at his screams.
The Candyman can.
The Candyman can.
The Candyman can make,
As they’re dying in the ditches.
Instead of virgins and G*d’s riches,
They’ll all be punk’d as Satan’s b*tches.
SLIGHT EDIT (I finally thought of the word that eluded me the other night)…
Ã¢ï¿½ï¿½Look, soldier, I donÃ¢ï¿½ï¿½t know how to tell you this, but you know those little foil packets they gave out with our personal hygiene kitsÃ¢ï¿½Â¦ well, that ainÃ¢ï¿½ï¿½t bubble gum!Ã¢ï¿½ï¿½
OKAY, LET’S TRY IT WITHOUT THE HIEROGLYPHS…
SLIGHT EDIT (I finally thought of the word that eluded me the other night)Ã¢ï¿½Â¦
“Look, soldier, I don’t know how to tell you this, but you know those little foil packets they gave out with our personal hygiene kits? Well, that ain’t bubble gum!”
Say, Rodney, is this where I start typing my fifty or so “Deep Thoughts” captions for this week???
(key)Stroke ’em, if ya got ’em.
(but the new contest is up that would be a better place)
“No I Don’t Think Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum Is Bullet Proof.” ( No Deep Thoughts Here )
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