Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Jon Henke says:

    “Ok, fine. But next time, you have to kick ass and I get to chew bubble gum.”

  2. Bithead says:

    * I am here to kick some ass and chew some bubble gum

    * You know, John, I get the impression you’re not taking this all very seriously

    * For the remainder of the day, Clint wondered which one of his buddies put the garlic powder in his chewing gum

  3. George says:

    You should use the scope more. You are focusing on my bubble and not paying attention to may left fist.

    By the way, I like that thing around your neck…

  4. T. Harris says:

    “See, you just put your lips together and blow!”

    “Goddammit Myers, cut that out! You’re enlarging your target profile.”

  5. SgtFluffy says:

    -For some reason, this part of the new Wrigleys Doublemint Commercial was left out.

    -Oddly, this Mentos Gum Commercial didn’t go over to well

  6. DaveD says:

    “Uh, when I said to bring the bazooka…….”

  7. “Walk Out About Thirty Five Yards And Turn Side Ways, I Need To Check My Sights.”

  8. Mythilt says:

    Damnit myers! We need that for humvee repairs?

    Yah know, the bang from that just isn’t as impressive as from a paper bag.

    I’m here to…well you know, and Myers here just took my last piece of gum.

  9. Phil Smith says:

    “For the last time — I’m the Corporal, you’re the Lance Corporal. You have to kick enough ass to get the stripe before you get to chew the gum.”

  10. yetanotherjohn says:

    Don’t question my patriotism just because I can’t shoot and chew gum at the same time.

  11. yetanotherjohn says:

    I don’t care if the casualty rate is trending down, you’ve still have to take this seriously.

  12. yetanotherjohn says:

    No. I got hit in the chest and am coughing up a lung. Why do you ask?

  13. Scott_T says:

    Pucker Power now has a new meaning.

    Pop that in my face, then give me twenty!

    So did I tell you before I gave you that stick of gum? Camel Spiders were walking on my bubblegum pack this morning before I picked it up.

  14. afdaasdg says:

    “Don’t ask, don’t tell”

  15. Maggie says:

    Who says Americans can’t chew gum and patrol at the same time?

  16. Rachel Edith says:

    “Bubbles, this is your mission should you choose to accept it.”

  17. CaroleL says:

    Can’t top DaveD’s “�Uh, when I said to bring the bazooka��.�

    Brilliant

  18. LorgSkyegon says:

    We’re pinned down by enemy fire! Don’t you have any Mentos?!

  19. Mr. Right says:

    “Look, soldier, I don’t know how to tell you this, but you know those little foil packets they gave out with our personal health kits… well, that ain’t bubble gum!”

  20. Veeshir says:

    They’re condoms, not balloons fool.

  21. Ingress says:

    “You know how you say, ‘There’s something about a man in a uniform.’ Well, I say, ‘Chew gum sans a uniform.'”

  22. Rodney Dill says:

    Today we’re gonna hand out Bubble Gum and Ass Whippin’s, and thats the last of the Bubble Gum.

  23. Rodney Dill says:

    “…my you’re lookin’ bubblicious today.”

  24. Cripes Yoshi! I just wasted 6 people cause I thought I heard gunfire, and it was just your loud ass gum-popping? Frikkin idiot.

  25. Candee and Mandy certainly look different in their BDUs.

  26. Cowboy Blob says:

    Whatcha mean, “What’s a Bazooka?” It’s a Russian string instrument…I think.

  27. FormerHostage says:


    Who can kill a wacko?
    Stop his facist dreams?
    Riddle him with bullets,
    And giggle at his screams.

    The Candyman can.
    The Candyman can.

    The Candyman can make,
    Islamofacists quake.
    As they’re dying in the ditches.
    Instead of virgins and G*d’s riches,
    They’ll all be punk’d as Satan’s b*tches.

  28. McCain says:

    PULL!

  29. Mr. Right says:

    SLIGHT EDIT (I finally thought of the word that eluded me the other night)…

    �Look, soldier, I don�t know how to tell you this, but you know those little foil packets they gave out with our personal hygiene kits� well, that ain�t bubble gum!�

  30. Mr. Right says:

    OKAY, LET’S TRY IT WITHOUT THE HIEROGLYPHS…

    SLIGHT EDIT (I finally thought of the word that eluded me the other night)�

    “Look, soldier, I don’t know how to tell you this, but you know those little foil packets they gave out with our personal hygiene kits? Well, that ain’t bubble gum!”

  31. Mr. Right says:

    Say, Rodney, is this where I start typing my fifty or so “Deep Thoughts” captions for this week???

  32. Rodney Dill says:

    Mr. Right,

    (key)Stroke ’em, if ya got ’em.

    (but the new contest is up that would be a better place)

    😉

  33. “No I Don’t Think Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum Is Bullet Proof.” ( No Deep Thoughts Here )