Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie says:

    OK, so we just SIT here doing nothing until the next issue of Newsweak comes out?

  2. With at least twelve new calls for jihad every week coming throughout the Muslim world, onlookers begin to show a lack of interest in the newest call for jihad.

  3. “Dude! You were the guy that crashed the plane into the building in New York! I just got here by blowing myself up near U.S. troops in Iraq! So, where’s my 70 black-eyed virgins?”

    “Oh crap, man, you don’t even want to know.”

  4. moose says:

    Though a fashion risk, Abdul felt his Bob Evans tablecloth headcovering was just the ticket to stand out from the crowd.

  5. bithead says:

    Where’s your headpiece? Look… they’re rioting over the spelling of the Koran, over a false news story… can you imagine what they’re gonna do to YOU for committing this sin of having you head uncovered?

  6. Sgt Fluffy says:

    Dammit Akbar! You told me we weren’t “wearin” today.

  7. X says:

    Gallant wears his finest red headdress to the important conference; Goofus forgets to wear any headdress at all!

  8. arky says:

    Recalling that Arabs shun the left hand for reasons of hygiene, why are 4 of 11 sniffing their left hands?

    Vermont Curry — It’s THAT good!

  9. LJD says:

    “Hey- My finger smells… Mine too. Mine too!”

  10. McGehee says:

    “Psssst, Ahmed! How do you spell ‘Koran,’ anyway?”

  11. OJ says:

    The finalists for Saudi Idol quickly realized that Mohammed had done them one up by wearing his checkered head-dress.

  12. The Man says:

    Akmed was stumped by question #4 on his Jihad 101 final exam: What historical event was caused by the evil Jews? a) Gulf Wars I and II b) September 11th c) Weekend at Bernies II d) World War II e) all the above

    It was clearly e)

  13. Scott_T says:

    Will the real Al-Sadr please stand up, please stand up.

    ((see Slim Shady by Eminem)) 😀

  14. Phil Davis says:

    Dude, I left my bernoose at Paula Abdul’s house.

  15. Maniakes says:

    Why do you automatically assume, just because I’m the only one here who’s clean shaven and towel-less, that I’m the CIA infiltrator? That’s stereotyping, man!

  16. T. Harris says:

    What on earth is that vexing aroma? Ah yes, i believe it’s Eau de Goat Piss. Exquisite.

  17. Kenny says:

    Alright … no one pick your nose while the camera is still facing this way … not yet … not yet … not ye — NOW!

  18. Ken says:

    We need to sell more SUV’s to the Americans to keep the price of oil up. Then we can buy you a new bernoose!

  19. moose says:

    Who’s this guy speaking? Darth Vader, you say? I like his style.

  20. yetanotherjohn says:

    ‘Casual dress Friday’ didn’t seem to work out as planned.

  21. The Man says:

    The competition is tough at the open auditions for season 5 of the hit TV show 24.

  22. A haunting silence crept over the class as the question from Professor Muhammad al Jabbar echoed through the lecture hall: “Can anyone here name just one problem- large or small- that wasn’t caused by the Great Satan?”

  23. Maggie says:

    Papa…..are you really… MY ..papa?……No, I don’t know what “penguin” means, papa.

  24. “I hope there’s enough kosher meals at the break.”

  25. Bithead says:

    See? I TOLD you to use Clorox….

  26. uhhhhh... no says:

    Sure to win most tasteless:

    Sample Saudi Arabia word problem: A plane takes off from Boston at 7:45 am travelling at 525 miles per hour. New York is 200 miles away….

  27. Jephray says:

    In the briefs you can almost see a bulge.

  28. “So if I score a 75 or better I will finally earn my towel?”

    “For the thousandth time ‘yes’, Mohammed!”

  29. Bouhaki says:

    “11 of us, huh? Figures.”