Caption Contest
Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM:
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Write your caption in the comments below.
(In the spirit of bipartisan healing, I decided not to use this one.)
Winners will be announced Monday(ish).
“Damn. You didn’t say Simon Says.”
“Shut up,Arlen,ShutUP!!!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey Macarena!
Tommy can you hear me?
Tommy can you hear me?
Bill Frist says so long to Dead Zone Daschle.
“You just keep talking and talking and talking, and it’s making me MENTAL!“
“Shhh…. if you listen hard enough, you’ll hear the sound of their teeth grinding together.”
Jesus, Tom, put down the gun, ‘kay? I’ve never even been to South Dakota…
“and really, after he heard,Michale Moores head got this big!”
“ROSS PEROT,” shouted Ted Kennedy, winning the first annual Senate Charade competition.
“who’s in the white house? Bush! Bush! Bush! Bush”
(to the tune of “Who Let the Dogs Out?”
I’m trying to think but nothing happens.
“The voices in my head are saying, ‘Specter for judiciary chairman? Are you NUTS?‘ And I’m not sure exactly what that means.”
“SHUT UP! How do you expect me understand Ted Kennedy”
“Did someone on the other side of the aisle actually say ‘filibuster’?”
“Sen. Clinton hadn’t heard anything yet about the election, so I told her Kerry had won, and as God is my witness smoke actually started blowing out of her ears. I kid you not.”
“I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the 59 Million people screaming MANDATE“
Hold on while I do a head check…….
Nah, Nah, Nah Boo Boo!
Just prior to a press conference, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist is heard to say through an open microphone, “Damn, I’m gonna miss Edwards and that compact he carries.”
“The elephant has big ears like this and several years of ruling bliss.”
“Yes, getting stuff done around here is like mating elephants.
1. It’s done at a high level.
2. It’s done with a great deal of roaring and stomping around
3. It takes two years to see results.”
‘This is how you put your tin hat on.’
‘Thought coming in for a landing. Make way.’
“And Quark’s ears were ttthhhhhiiiisss bbbbbbbiiiigg!’
“I have always enjoyed belly dancing. Honestly, it is better when I am properly dressed with my naval ring showing.”
Ma hat! Ma hat! Arlen, where’s my tinfoil hat!