Outside the Beltway

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1. Tiger says:
   Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 00:31

   Oh my! I am finally famous! Glenn Reynolds actually mentioned me on InstaPundit!
2. Tiger says:
   Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 00:33

   Oops! Just so there is no confusion, my previous comment was a caption. Personally, it doesn’t apply.
3. Hodink says:
   Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 01:35

   Blow up dolls are getting so lifelike.
4. Rodney Dill says:
   Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 06:40

   How James Joyner dreams……
   “Yes James, Microsoft would love to become OTB’s corporate sponsor.”
5. Tom says:
   Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 07:53

   The hills are alive, with the sound of music…

   (They love me, they really love me…)
6. Misanthropyst says:
   Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 08:18

   “And I did it myyyy waaaayyyyyyyyy!”
7. Hermetic says:
   Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 09:24

   Bill Gates in rehearsal for Microsoft:Opera®.
8. Paul says:
   Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 11:25

   OH my God! Looka that new G5!
9. Paul says:
   Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 11:26

   O Solo Mi-oooo….
10. Paul says:
    Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 11:44

    Bill Gates, upon learning that after dozens of “tax cuts for the rich” his tax burnen is still inreasing.
11. Jay says:
    Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 12:24

    Word to the wise, Bill…take some of that money and get a decent haircut. That Moe Howard look has been out of fashion for years. 🙂
12. 42nd SSD says:
    Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 14:06

    My God! It’s full of stars!
13. Pietro says:
    Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 14:30

    spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, stop-de-spam!
14. Paul says:
    Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 14:53

    YIKES! I just read the REAL (scarey) caption….. Read it to get this…

    Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates outlines his vision for computer technology’s role in U.S. homeland security. He also said that Arabic was a fine language for everyone to learn and that his company would soon be releasing a new product for American women called, “Microsoft Burka®.”
15. Steven says:
    Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 16:12

    “I am not an animal!”

    or

    “I am not a number, I am a free man!”

    or

    “Stella!”
16. Daniel Morris says:
    Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 18:55

    Bill Gates announces Microsoft® Yodel™ and the Yodelayhehoo.net™ Environment
17. Scott Harris says:
    Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 20:18

    Fiiiiiigero, Figero, Figero, Fiiiiigero…
18. Rodney Dill says:
    Thursday, 26 June 2003 at 20:25

    “…Don’t dream it, be it…”

    Bill Gate auditioning for the role of Brad in

    Rocky Horror Picture Show
19. Chortle says:
    Friday, 27 June 2003 at 11:07

    Gates displays the ring his wife had soldered on his finger so that it will not cross the knuckle.
20. Daniel Morris says:
    Friday, 27 June 2003 at 14:10

    . . . and that’s what gave me the idea for Microsoft® Pie-in-the-Face™ . . .
21. Rachel Edith says:
    Friday, 27 June 2003 at 15:21

    “In answer to your question, I’m famous and rich and I don’t look it. You, sir, are worthless and unknown and obviously so.”
22. Rodney Dill says:
    Friday, 27 June 2003 at 19:03

    “I am not a monster, I have the heart of a child…

    …I keep it in my desk drawer.”

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