CAPTION CONTEST: NEW HAMPSHIRE EDITION

Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.


Write your caption in the comments below.
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Comments

  1. Steven says:

    “Secretary Ridge rolls out the Terror Alert Monkeys, because that chart was too boring.”

  2. Rodney Dill says:

    Missed it by a few minutes it seems Steven, I pass on my terror alert caption.

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    Several participants in Paris Hilton’s The Simple Life – Chinese Edition were not amused.

  4. JW says:

    Yellow Monkey–“Hey, anybody feel like evolving into a higher species today?”

    Brown Monkey–“Nah, I kind of like feeling superior to Democrats right now”

  5. Rodney Dill says:

    Know your democratic candidates
    From left to right
    Kerry; Highest on the poles.
    Dean: Mouth always open
    Lieberman: Leaning to the right
    Clark: Can’t quite convey just what he is

  6. Rally Monkey Rachel Edith says:

    Go Anaheim Angels!
    Do it again in 2004.

  7. Hermoine says:

    Clark, Sharpton and Lieberman consult Gephardt about the protocol of withdrawing.

  8. Bob Hawkins says:

    “Baboon Eye for the Hominid Guy”

  9. OF Jay says:

    “In a desperate bid to ensure that her legacy is not forgotten, Cindi Lauper has a set of monkeys, knowing that people remember charming animals better than they do washed-up pop stars. The public is yet undecided as to the monkeys being charming.”

  10. OF Jay says:

    *… dyed a set of monkeys.” I forgot that operative word, sorry James.

  11. 4 out of 5 colorful primates surveyed say that bush IS the missing link.

  12. Eddie Thomas says:

    “I don’t know what you guys think, but I’m genetically a lot closer to Al Franken than I would care for.”

  13. DANEgerus says:

    In order of finish… look at those faces

    John ‘dontcallmeJFK’ Kerry
    Howard ‘Yeeeeaaaaagh’ Dean
    Mr. ‘IamPretty’ Edwards
    Wesley ‘Waco-kid’ Clark

  14. McGehee says:

    Now I know why we haven’t been able to find bin Laden.

  15. goldie says:

    Arthur, Eugene and Boris all cursed the day Bert threw his pelt in with their laundry on a hot load.

  16. Rodney Dill says:

    Frank J’s nightmare
    The Year of the Monkey – In Technicolor

  17. Hodink says:

    “Ok, I’m See No Evil and I’m for Edwards.
    You’re Hear No Evil and you’re for Clark.
    He’s Speak No Evil and he’s for Kerry.
    Then who is that guy?”
    “I’m Evel Knievel. I love danger and I’m over the top. I’m for Dean. YEAGH!!”

  18. Rodney Dill says:

    To get John’s hair style and shade just right, John Kerry’s campaign personnel had had to utilize a number of test subjects. It is not as yet known what PETA’s response to this process is.

    (Thanks to Dodd’s current “It’s a Major Award” post for the idea)

  19. Bouhaki says:

    “It’s all about Carolina.”
    “Yep.”
    “Whoever wins … wins.”
    “Yep.”
    “What do you say?”
    “Go Patriots!”

  20. albee says:

    Follywood goes ape for Kerry!

  21. Rachel Edith says:

    “I’m gonna miss the baby kissing and the flapjacks.”
    “I liked the speeches and debates.”
    “Yep, just loved the days of back-slapping, flesh-pressing and sham promises.”
    “I love a low down dirty campaign, myself.”

  22. Elvis says:

    Democratic Candidates Prepare For Forum

  23. Rodney Dill says:

    “What do you do with a BLUE monkey?”

    “You Cheer it up.”

  24. Timmer says:

    Frank J’s recurring nightmare, “Queer eye for the simian guy.”

  25. Hodink says:

    “We need a Democratic POTUS candidate who is a philanderer.”
    “Yeah, philanderers have charisma.”
    “Like Taylor, JFK, Clinton, Harding and FDR.”
    “We want a philanderer! We want a philanderer!”

  26. OTBW Caption Contest
    John ‘dontcallmeJFK’ Kerry
    Howard ‘Yeeeeaaaaagh’ Dean
    Mr. ‘IamPretty’ Edwards
    Wesley ‘Waco-kid’ Clark

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