Caption Contest Winners

The Penguins is Practically Chickens Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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Apparently everyone had something funny to say about this one. One of the best all around contests in recent weeks as far as the considerable amount of excellent captions.


First: Gollum – The lieutenant was stoked until he found out about the “aerial refueling” maneuver.

Second: John BurgessSir, the equipment is great, Sir! But we really need to rethink the “Flying Squirrel” unit designation.

Third(tie): walrus – Patrick Kennedy demonstrates his new method for avoiding police barricades.

Third(tie): Hermoine – Hi-tech aeronautics. Low-tech weaponry. “We glide 120 miles or more before landing. Along the way we piss on ’em.”

Honorable Mention:

DaveD – After attaching the end of the ball of string he told Johnny, Jr. to run away from him really, really fast.

McGehee“I find you lack of faith — and your high-pitched giggles — disturbing.”

DarklockDoes this make me look fat?

SgtFluffyPlaying it safe this time, Major Tom readies for his next flight

radio free fred – Mayor Nagins’ Evacuation Plan Is Coming Together

Steven L. – Dennis Kucinich anounces the official launch of his 2008 Presidential bid . . .

Ingress – “It is ok. But frankly, I was hoping for one of those small Hummers.”

Alan KellogYou want to put what on the bottom of my feet?

charles austinIn three years it will be an event at the X-Games. In twelve years it will be a Summer Olympic Event.

Darkside – Pilots found it much easier to sneak up on enemy aircraft in their new camouflage suits.

anybodyinpoulsbo – Wile E. Coyote. Soooper Genius!!

Music Fest Award (For trying to post every flight related song reference, …a few below)

charles austin
“They fly through the air with the greatest of ease, those daring young men with their flying machines.”

“Sky pilot, how high can you fly?”

“Might as well jump. Jump! Go ahead, jump.”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Light the fuse? What fuse?”

“A carrier landing is not advised Mr. President.”

“Dick Cheney was able to get from his undisclosed bunker location to the White House in a matter of minutes.”

“Helen, your new seat for White House press conferences has passed the er… safety test, yes that’s it the safety test.”

In the end, the Chinese Space program only received moderate funding.

As the borders tightened, illegal immigrant’s resorted to more devious methods of entry.

Wile E. Coyote couldn’t wait to try out the latest offering from ACME on the Roadrunner.

“Dang, too much starch in the shorts again.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.