Caption Contest Winners

The Rocket to me, Baby Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(You Sung-Ho/Reuters)

For being a slightly smaller contest than in recent weeks, this one yielded a lot of good puns, and for the first time in a while a tie for first. Congrats to


First(tie): yetanotherjohnNorth Korea’s efforts to avoid US anti-missile intercepts were dealt a blow when the driver was stopped at a sobriety checkpoint.

First(tie): McCain – The Cataclysmic Converter is a popular option for the value-conscious Jihadist.

Second: Gollum – Sorry officer, I guess I had the cruise missile control set a little too high.

Third: SgtFluffyNorth Korea showcases its new “PT Cruise” Missile

Honorable Mention:

yetanotherjohnExcuse me Mrs. Von Braun, you might want to have your husband have the emissions checked on your van.

yetanotherjohnPulling the suspected terrorists over for an investigation wasn’t exactly rocket science.

DaveD – In an embarrassing oversight, the budget for the South Korean Mobile Defensive Missile Program failed to allot enough funds for change for parking meters.

LorgSkyegon – That damn coyote better have good insurance.

BitheadThe terrorist weapon was impounded for Violations of EPA law.

Eric JNorth Korean missile technology was not as advanced as they had led us to believe.

radio free fred – “Stay In The Passing Lane.”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“The yield… uh I mean the mileage is…”

Montana, maybe it’s not just a mini-van

“Slim Picken’s? I din’t know y’all owned a mini-van.”

I don’t care if you are trying to do the Kessel run in 12 parsecs, you still need to stop for red lights.

“Doppler Smoppler, The top light still means ‘STOP’ no matter what color you see.”

Rodney is packed for vacation and rarin’ to go. Nothing more to see here, move along.

There will be no OTB Caption Contest or Caption Jam for a few weeks so remember to visit some of the other great contest sites from the last Caption Jam.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Oh sure. Just when I pull the unprecedented coup of getting first and two honorable mentions do you decide to put the caption contest on “hold”. Its a vast OTB conspiracy I tell you.