Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, July 24, 2006 · 3 comments

The Demme Fatale Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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Winners:

First: DaveD – “The (Blue)View”

Second: scotty – The sound engineers were completely baffled by the constant sound of cackling.

Third: Hodink – “Well umm, ha, ha. He and I initially tested that cigar thing.”

Honorable Mention:

yetanotherjohn – Larry King delves into the question why once a month it just doesn’t pay for the GOP to bring any legislation to the floor for a vote.

Adjustah – So he was all, like, “Are you going to divorce me?” Ha! Ha! Ha!

LJD – I pledge allegiance, to be the hag…

Phil Smith – The reason why Sex and the City was set in NY instead of DC.

scotty – Then, ha ha, then I said that I support the troops and wanted to find common ground with, get this, ha ha, he, I almost can’t say it without laughing, common ground with pro-lifers on abortion.. .and and they believed me…ho ha ha ha, oh that was rich, damn the media are easily lead fool…

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“So he was all like ‘I’m having a heart attack,’ and I was ‘Bitch Please!'”

“…and that’s when I hit the gas and backed up over Buddy.”

Hillary was hysterical once she discovered she was the only one present that hadn’t had sex with a standing President.

“OK, Just one more chorus of Cruella DeVille, Please.”

The is already on the lookout for Hizbullah incursions.

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Riding Sun has lost his head over this contest.