Caption Contest Winners
The Watched Pot Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/File/Dean Treml)
Winners:
First: Steven L. – “Yes, I think you’re right. I can alllllmost make out the edge of Kerry’s Presidential hopes fading over the horizon . . . . “
Second: Caliban Darklock – Yep, he’s got a camera all right.
Third: Bithead – Why did we waste money on these expensive binoculars? I mean, why couldn’t we just get closer?
Honorable Mention:
charles austin – You know what they say about guys with big binoculars don’t you?
Hodink – Sizzling hot Elin was there to attract a crowd for Tiger’s British Open title presentation.
radio free fred – “DDouble VVision”
The Shouldn’t that be a Nike switched to a Slazenger? Award
Donald Sensing – “Check it out – Tiger’s putting a Titleist, right? But he teed off with a Top-Flite!”
“Ywah! And look – doesn’t his caddy look a lot like Odd Job?”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“OK, Tiger is teeing it up, make that camera clicking noise with your tongue in his backswing again.”
“So Tiger will win again, but more importantly, can he get Elin to bark like a dog?”
“Told ya Golf Ranger was way better than Border Patrol Ranger.”
“brassie” “spoon” “baffy” “cleek” “mashie” “spade” “niblick” “Oh look there goes Elin.” (both together)“WOODY”