Caption Contest Winners
The Bush Cassidy Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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Winners:
First: Gilly – Kid driving by: “Wow! Hey Mom, Dad, look, look! Horses!”
Second: Maggie – Border? I can’t find the stinking border. Sh-t, when’s Congress gonna put up my fence?
Third: Ingress – “You say Cheney shot somebody again? On purpose? Condi??? Well, in these parts a desperado would head for the hideout over yonder.”
Honorable Mention:
spacemonkey – Bush in brush with fuzz
radio free fred – “You Canadian Mounties, Sure Are Doing A Good Job.”
Gilly – Agent w/sunglasses: “Dangit! Now where did I leave my pistol this time?”
Jeff – “Yes, I know your job is getting tough, but really it is illegal for you to come into Mexico without doing it properly.”
Alan Kellog – “I pump your hand and the horse does what?!”
DaveD – “Thanks Sheriff for gettin’ me around that Sheehan property. I can walk the rest of the way from here.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“Jees, Mr. President, y’all’r much taller than I expected.”
Dubya: “I’d just like ta thank y’all for fixing this part of the levee system so quickly. Dry as a bone on both sides.”
“I’m pulling your cork, cappity”
“The sheriffs a wha….?”
The The Thursday contest already has a nice healthy radioactive Glow.