Caption Contest Winners
The Bergess Meredith Memorial Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: charles austin – What’s black and white and (soon to be) red all over?
Second: FreakyBoy – “Launch of the Penguins”
Third: David Harris – I thought mine-clearing was usually done by SEALS.
Caliban Darklock – Linux users arrived in droves for the first Microsoft-sponsored open source conference.
Scott_T – Don’t let Happy Feet in here!
Stormy Dragon – Death March of the Penguins
The Man – The UNs new way of disposing of mines really irked PETA.
GOP and College – HOT WINGS! GET YOUR HOT WINGS HERE!
Mark – I knew we should have made a left turn at Albuquerque…
Mythilt – The only thing protecting us from a massed penguin attack across the DMZ is our use of mines.
FreakyBoy – “Guys, guys, I know it sounds impossible, but I swear this is the last place I saw Elmo before he was able to fly.”
Adjustah – Dear Lord, bless Mommy, and Daddy and please don’t let Tim Burton make another Batman movie…
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“…and now Edgar is gone! What are we going to do?” (apologies to the Farside)
“Mommy! Billy keeps jumping up and down, Yelling ‘Allahu Akbar.’ Make him stop… Make him stop…”
Wasn’t Al Gore last seen at OTB in a Tuxedo?
“What’s that on the Telly?”
“Penguins is practically chickens.”
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