Caption Contest Winners

The Bergess Meredith Memorial Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(Enrique Marcarian/Reuters)


First: charles austinWhat’s black and white and (soon to be) red all over?

Second: FreakyBoy – “Launch of the Penguins”

Third: David Harris – I thought mine-clearing was usually done by SEALS.

Honorable Mention:

Caliban DarklockLinux users arrived in droves for the first Microsoft-sponsored open source conference.

Scott_T – Don’t let Happy Feet in here!

Stormy DragonDeath March of the Penguins

The ManThe UNs new way of disposing of mines really irked PETA.


MarkI knew we should have made a left turn at Albuquerque…

Mythilt – The only thing protecting us from a massed penguin attack across the DMZ is our use of mines.

FreakyBoy – “Guys, guys, I know it sounds impossible, but I swear this is the last place I saw Elmo before he was able to fly.”

AdjustahDear Lord, bless Mommy, and Daddy and please don’t let Tim Burton make another Batman movie…

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel


“…and now Edgar is gone! What are we going to do?” (apologies to the Farside)

“Mommy! Billy keeps jumping up and down, Yelling ‘Allahu Akbar.’ Make him stop… Make him stop…”

Wasn’t Al Gore last seen at OTB in a Tuxedo?

“What’s that on the Telly?”

“Penguins is practically chickens.”

The Monday contest is already stretching the truth.

Other Caption Contests

Riding Sun wants to purchase a snack.
Sgt Hook is in a Sh*t storm.
Clash of Civilizations thinks he’s gonna blow

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Woo Hoo!

  2. FreakyBoy says:


    Thanks Rodney.

  3. DaveD says:

    Rodney, I don’t think I submitted that one in the Winner box. It’s a good one. I don’t think someone is getting the credit they deserve. Maybe there is another DaveD here?

  4. Rodney Dill says:

    Thanks DaveD, correction made