Caption Contest Winners

The Hummer Summer Bummer Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AFP/Dominique Faget)


First: bRight & Early(From truck): Hey babe, wanna’ see our blue helmets?

Second: Hermoine – In Lebanon, peacekeepers nailed down a few tried and true rules of engagement.

Third: Adjustah“Jacques, you eediot! she’s Leban-ESE! You said there’d be lesBIANS! Eediot!”

Honorable Mention:

Ingress – “I’m here to service and protect, m’am.”

The ManUN observing a Zionist occupying a beach chair.

FreakyBoy – On maneuvers, the French UN contingent practices surrendering to a random Lebanese sunbather.

AndersonUnsupervised, the UN’s peace-keepers tend to become piece-seekers.


Kent G. Budge – Marseilles (AP) — French president Chirac announced today that he has negotiated an agreement with the U.N. to deploy French troops to the Riviera.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Eventually Britney Spears moved along and the beach was once again deemed safe.

UN Troops attempt to secure some a beachhead.

The Thursday contest is already a smashing success.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bithead says:

    THe old 7-up truck only stirred mild interest.