Caption Contest Winners

The Pacifier Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(REUTERS/Carlos Barria)

The Short List of Winners:

First: Hermoine – Bush said that everyone knew he was a fighter but the recent election had made him feel small.

Second: bitheadMike Tyson was certain he could beat his latest opponent.

Third: MarkThe new designer steroid, while certain to give a man those six-pack abs he desires, does come with one unfortunate side effect.

Honorable Mention:

yetanotherjohnWhat do you mean I can’t hit below the belt? What else can I reach?

DazdYes I know you asked if I had to potty BEFORE putting my gloves on…

Scott_T – Don King’s scheduling skills were questions when Mike Tyson’s next opponent was revealed.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“They’s call it the Sweet Science, now where’s my F–k’n candy?”

Floats like a butterfly, stings like a flea.

“Yeah, I’ll fight Russell Crowe, ‘long as he doesn’t throw any phones at me.”

“Whaddya mean givin’ me a short count.”

“Sorry, I’m not ‘lowed to stay up past round three.”

Boxer Briefs

The Thursday contest should’ve had a V-8

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. In the OTB caption contest, that is.

  2. Bithead says:

    I’m number 2!!!
    I’m number 2!!!
    I’m number 2!!!

    (I suppose there’s a number of people who will agree to THAT statement….)