Caption Contest Winners
The Pacifier Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(REUTERS/Carlos Barria)
The Short List of Winners:
First: Hermoine – Bush said that everyone knew he was a fighter but the recent election had made him feel small.
Second: bithead – Mike Tyson was certain he could beat his latest opponent.
Third: Mark – The new designer steroid, while certain to give a man those six-pack abs he desires, does come with one unfortunate side effect.
Honorable Mention:
yetanotherjohn– What do you mean I can’t hit below the belt? What else can I reach?
Dazd – Yes I know you asked if I had to potty BEFORE putting my gloves on…
Scott_T – Don King’s scheduling skills were questions when Mike Tyson’s next opponent was revealed.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“They’s call it the Sweet Science, now where’s my F–k’n candy?”
Floats like a butterfly, stings like a flea.
“Yeah, I’ll fight Russell Crowe, ‘long as he doesn’t throw any phones at me.”
“Whaddya mean givin’ me a short count.”
“Sorry, I’m not ‘lowed to stay up past round three.”
Boxer Briefs
The 
Thursday contest should’ve had a V-8
I’m number 2!!!
I’m number 2!!!
I’m number 2!!!
(I suppose there’s a number of people who will agree to THAT statement….)