Caption Contest Winners

The Sec Def Salute Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AFP/File/Mandel Ngan)

The Winners:

First: Cowboy BlogA li’l Dubya do ya.

Second: Phil Smith – The 1001st, and final, Rumsfeld Fighting Style: Swan Palm Seppuku.

Third: Rachel Edith – “This qualifies as a known known now. But it was an unknown unknown because we didn’t know we didn’t know. Now, we know.”

Honorable Mention:

Dave SchulerDonald Rumsfeld lands on his feet with a new job: spokesman for Head On. Apply directly to forehead!

Steven TaylorInstead of invading Iraq, I coulda had a V8!

KennyYou mean the election was LAST Tuesday?

stillearly – His first reaction to hearing “Heckuva job, Rummy.”

radio free fred – Tim Allen Shows Donald Rumsfeld What Not To Do With Gorilla Glue.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“No really, I just realized where Osama is hidin’… Oh, nevermind.”

“I gotta slicker my hair down, now I get ta say what I really want on Letterman.”

“Whaddya mean this is my last OTB Caption Contest appearance?”

Guest Appearance on South Park: “Omigod they killed Rummy.”

The Monday contest is already in need of AFLAC

Other Caption Contests

Riding Sun virtually home free.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. anjin-san says:

    “Oh crap, I forgot all about the Powell doctrine!”