Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, November 20, 2006 · 3 comments

The Heavens to Murtha-troyd Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite, File)

The Winners:

First: SgtFluffy – Cross our hearts, We know you’ll cry, when we raise your taxes oh so high

Second: The Pirate – “Honestly, I will do what ever you want for $30,000?”

Third: Venomous Kate – “I swear I did not have relations with Nancy Pelosi…”

Honorable Mention:

The Man– Honest Government. Just disregard the wads of cash in the freezer.

yetanotherjohn – In my heart of hearts, I thought those people trying to give me money were just real friendly.

Bithead – New pictures from the Diogenes Life Handbook

Ingress – “I’m scary Harry. Gettin’ this off my chest.
I’ve done nothin’ illegal. Hell, I did my best.
And the money I got. Sure, it helped a lot.
Cough, mumble, cough. Thanks, Abramoff.”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“And I sincerely want to extend an olive branch to the Republicans by endorsing President Bush’s pardoning of Abramoff.”

All Clueless Losers Unite

Harry Reid suddenly realizes he’s been given the ‘Red-Tie-O-Death’ to wear, from Speaker Pelosi.

The Thursday contest is already feeling a little peckish.

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