Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, July 14, 2005 · 2 comments

The Jumbo Angus Burger Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Even excluding Brian O’Neill’s one man show, this was a large caption contest at OTB. I’m still laughing over some of the entries. Thanks to all who participated.

REUTERS/Pablo Sanchez

The Winners

First: Kate – Some days you’re the cue stick.
Some days, you’re the chalk.

Second: Brian O’Neill – “Just relax! I haven’t even put the head in yet.”

Third(tie): richfisher – “All the real cool bulls are wearing asshats!”
Third(tie): FormerHostage – Ironically, even before this incident many people always believed Raul was full of bull.

Honorable Mention:

Darla Nuan – RNC Chair Ken Mehlman enjoys his new position as Ambassador to Spain

Shaken – “Stuck on the horns of an enema.”

Brandon Jaynes – “..And the 2005 Darwin Award goes to..”

Mythilt – ‘Of course you know. . .this means war!’

melvin toast – PETA’s not going to happy about this

Lorg Skyegon – I don’t like this new enema. I’m gonna go back to coffee.”

Leo Tolstoy Award

Brian O’Neill – (for the reams, pun intended, of captions submitted)

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Much to the dismay of the rightwing conservative organizers that planned the juxtaposition of events, the coincidence of The Running of the Bulls with Pride week was enthusiastically embraced by the Gay community.

Maybe the running of the squirrels wasn’t such a bad idea after all

“No! I said I’d like a pint.”

If you’ve ever had a relative die right after saying “Pet ‘im, he’s tame as a kitten.” You just may be a redneck.

The Thursday contest has already started.