Caption Contest Winners

The Jumbo Angus Burger Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Even excluding Brian O’Neill’s one man show, this was a large caption contest at OTB. I’m still laughing over some of the entries. Thanks to all who participated.

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The Winners

First: Kate – Some days you’re the cue stick.
Some days, you’re the chalk.

Second: Brian O’Neill“Just relax! I haven’t even put the head in yet.”

Third(tie): richfisher – “All the real cool bulls are wearing asshats!”
Third(tie): FormerHostage – Ironically, even before this incident many people always believed Raul was full of bull.

Honorable Mention:

Darla NuanRNC Chair Ken Mehlman enjoys his new position as Ambassador to Spain

Shaken“Stuck on the horns of an enema.”

Brandon Jaynes“..And the 2005 Darwin Award goes to..”

Mythilt – ‘Of course you know. . .this means war!’

melvin toast – PETA’s not going to happy about this

Lorg Skyegon – I don’t like this new enema. I’m gonna go back to coffee.”

Leo Tolstoy Award

Brian O’Neill – (for the reams, pun intended, of captions submitted)

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Much to the dismay of the rightwing conservative organizers that planned the juxtaposition of events, the coincidence of The Running of the Bulls with Pride week was enthusiastically embraced by the Gay community.

Maybe the running of the squirrels wasn’t such a bad idea after all

“No! I said I’d like a pint.”

If you’ve ever had a relative die right after saying “Pet ‘im, he’s tame as a kitten.” You just may be a redneck.

The Thursday contest has already started.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Anderson says:


    Although Ricardo was full of bull, he would, very soon, no longer be full of shit.

  2. McGehee says:

    ‘Nother latecomer:

    [Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo-hoo…]