Caption Contest Winners
The Relatively Speaking Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Charles Ommanney / Contact for Newsweek
The Winners:
First: Hermoine – “Hey watch it there Einey, that felt like the same weird hand signal I used to get from Foley.”
Second: The Man – Bush mistakenly earmarked $15 billion for creation of Skynet.
Third: Gaijin Biker – “Why do you have me shaking hands with this thing?”
“Well, he is the President of the United States.”
Honorable Mention:
Gollum – Heh, heh. That little dance you do reminds me of another Al.
Ingress – “Hey Egghead. Iraqi war. Any new bombs I can use?”
Kent G. Budge – Which is the dummy and which is the genius?
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“So you’re in the real-itivity market? Say uh… you din’t sell any property to that Cindy Sheehan didya?”
“Say… ya any good with numbers? Rovies kinda lost it.”
“yeah, yeah, he’s Okay, now where’s that rowboat?”
“You might even be President one day little feller, after all, one of your kind became Governor of California.”
“klaatu Barack Obama nicto”
The 
Thursday contest is already ordering another round.
