Caption Contest Winners

The Beware of Greeks Bearing Gifts Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Jimmy Wixtrom, file)

The Winners:

First: Don McArthurPolice today announced the arrest of Adam and Jamie of the Discovery Channel’s Mythbusters, charging them with involuntary manslaughter in the deaths of nine Greek immigrants.

Second: AndersonInside the burned-out Trojan Reindeer, rescue workers found only pygmy-sized human bones.

Third: GollumPerhaps if we built a large wooden badger . . .

Honorable Mention:

yetanotherjohnIs it just me or did I miss the part in the Bible about the Christmas goat made of straw.

Hermoine – “All very funny, Tommy. Next time, build one without a flatulence issue.”

madmatt – Then this big metal cage was supposed to slam down and catch the mouse…I don’t know what went wrong?

charle austinThe rookie was immediately accepted into the firefighting brotherhood when he told the others to put away their hoses — that he would put this one out by himself.

elliot – These must be the ‘Wise Men’, cause in the Bible it says …’and the Wise Men came from a fire.’

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Christian nativity scenes aren’t the only endangered Christmas icon.

Iran’s nuclear deliver system still won’t reach Tel Aviv.

Teddy’s attempt to replace Oldsmobiles with alternate forms of transportation were equally disasterous.

The Monday contest has already met Andres Cantor.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.