Caption Contest Winners
The Beware of Greeks Bearing Gifts Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Jimmy Wixtrom, file)
First: Don McArthur – Police today announced the arrest of Adam and Jamie of the Discovery Channel’s Mythbusters, charging them with involuntary manslaughter in the deaths of nine Greek immigrants.
Second: Anderson – Inside the burned-out Trojan Reindeer, rescue workers found only pygmy-sized human bones.
Third: Gollum – Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger . . .
yetanotherjohn – Is it just me or did I miss the part in the Bible about the Christmas goat made of straw.
Hermoine – “All very funny, Tommy. Next time, build one without a flatulence issue.”
madmatt – Then this big metal cage was supposed to slam down and catch the mouse…I don’t know what went wrong?
charle austin – The rookie was immediately accepted into the firefighting brotherhood when he told the others to put away their hoses — that he would put this one out by himself.
elliot – These must be the ‘Wise Men’, cause in the Bible it says …’and the Wise Men came from a fire.’
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Christian nativity scenes aren’t the only endangered Christmas icon.
Iran’s nuclear deliver system still won’t reach Tel Aviv.
Teddy’s attempt to replace Oldsmobiles with alternate forms of transportation were equally disasterous.
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